On behalf of the Crewe, I wish to extend our congratulations to the Master and his new mistress. We pray God bless ye both with all the very best that life has to offer, health, prosperity, protection, love, joy and everything else a great marriage has to give.
We hope ye have a wonderful day of it and a lifetime of happiness together.
Oh... and... um... one more thing... yer first child must be named after Maddogge.
Here's to the happy couple!! :angry: