Biker

restraining orders are a way of saying I love you.

peeping tom.

Does anyone have a link for working black powder pistol kits?

Depends on the woman. Some know there jobs some use thier cleavage to make you think they know their jobs. Some guys are the same way, except with them, it's called the "good ole boys club"

no words but a visual of Wallace pimpslapping gromit.

spaghetti westerns

Has anyone had a "Lord Nelson" or "Admiral Nelson" rum? is it a rotgut or decent?

been in a few. then again I was a bouncer for 7 years. Its not that I ever wanted to hit anyone, but after someone comming at me, breaking a pool cue over my back, I thought it was justified. And has a side note, and Im not a wiccan/withc whatever, but doesnt she erealize that all that evil/bad spells will come back to her?

Dont cry for me.

Hey Rummy, have ya heard there is 3 stages of sex in a marriage?? there's the newlywed sex where ya go at it wherever. then come bedroom sex, where its only in the bedroom. and after 15 years you have hallway sex. thats where ya pass each other in the hallway, look at each other and say "Fuck You" How about some puns? 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2 Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!" 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive." 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, " I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." 7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." 8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars. 9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

exactly. for 5$ you really cant go wrong. Even if its bad, you can still make fun of them MST3K style.

Hey has a FYI I found quite a few old classic pirate and adventure movies for a mere $4.99. Where ya ask? the local Stator Bros. Got Captain Kidd, Cyrano De bogerno(however you spell that) and 6 episodes of Long Jon silver.

Avaition mechanic. 1st Class. 354 days till retirement. US Navy.

thanks for putting me mind back into the gutter. it was getting a mite lonely in the sewer......

well I marked my spot, though it wont show on the puter at work. keep getting error on page.

Robin hood Men in tights.

pimp

I got a picture of the nimitz crossing the dateline. If I could figure out how to attach it I would.

money

Scottish Culture was created on a dare. It seems one night there were three Scotsmen sitting around a campfire, talking and drinking while tending their sheep. As the night wore on (and they got deeper into their cups), they got to daring each other to do more and more outrageous things which would be sure to greatly annoy the English. Suddenly, the First Scotsman up and declared: 'I'm going to take the intestines of one of our sheep, stuff it full of oatmeal and sausage and lard, cook it 'til it's black -- and EAT the whole damn thing!' Not to be outdone, the Second Scotsman said: 'Well, I'm going to take the intestines of one of our sheep, stick some flutes on it and make a bleedin' musical instrument out of the bloody thing!!' The Third Scotsman then said: 'HA! I'll beat you all, then!! Not only will I EAT your bleedin' sheep intestines and PLAY your damned pipes afterwards -- but I'll wear a friggin' DRESS while I'm doing it!!!

this is the forum for vacation spots right?? well I direct your attention to Guam. its around 80 degrees+ year round. water is teeming with fish for the scuba divers. you dont need a wetsuit either. lots of WW2 history. Low crime rates. its a US territory so no passport is required. Now for a tidbit of info you wont find on any travel brochures, more for the guys or perhaps some of the ladies. Guam is like Japan's Las Vegas. IE what happens in Guam stays in Guam. A LOT of japanese college girls fly down for the weekend basicly with a mattress on their looking for someone to do the horizontal mamba with, only to fly home on Sunday night to be Good little schoolgirls again. I'll tell ya about Austrailia in another post

like Kevin Costner in a english accent?

Dont know where this should be posted, but tickets this years are $25. BUT if you act early they are only $12.50. Here's the linkRPFS 1/2 price tickets.

Are ye talking about Christine or the rum?

Spinach/mushroom and garlic pizza.