Biker

tantalizing and mesmorizing.

remove clothes

hold me close

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perhaps if He got a ointment from the apothecary?

egg up

looks like a house elf from ravenclaw

you mean you're sort of asking for directions???

The Top 17 things to look for at faire next year By pennfo The Top 17 things to look for at faire next year 17. The castle and village are made entirely of Legos. 16. Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to cocker spaniel leg. 15. Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest." 14. Eight- minute drum solo in the middle of "Greensleeves." 13. "Belly up to the bar, me lad, for some grilled mahi-mahi and fresh California roll!" 12. Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes. 11. The mead is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw. 10. Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of British Accents. 9. Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels. 8. You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge. 7. Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation. 6. Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off. 5. Featured event: Johnson-Jousting! 4. Disgusting Ogre is merely an unshaved Marlon Brando. 3. "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?" 2. Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!" 1. Jousting Crips and Bloods.

horses in a pasture

Mary lou retton

now the first time I went to RPFS was when it was around the lake, then we swtitched sites to the great dust bowl. Because of operational commitments I missed last years Santa Fe dam. the question I have is, IS RPFS worth the extra bucks now? or should I just suck up missing some of my favorite performers and catch them at some of the other venues>?

6.9

foursome

Nope the pix are still selling like hotcakes on ebay.

thinking about a cold shower after reading what Christine's wearing.

doubles your chances for a date

Some of the best cookies you will ever taste! Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner.! If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Jose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS!

Chestnuts roasting on a open fire Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from their toes (“Oh! That tickles!”) Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir They poked hot skewers through their nose (“Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!”) Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove Help to make them seasoned right Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat Will really hit the spot tonight And now when Santa sees his tray (“Ho ho ho ho ho ho”) There’ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh (“Mmmm…Hey, look at that!”) And every hungry child is gonna spy To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry And so I’m brushing on some honey glaze To keep them crisp and juicy too Let’s hope they get served many times many ways Tasty Chipmunks, good food And so I'm offering some recipes From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew I’m not really sad that it ended this way Furry chipmunks screw you XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX White Trash Christmas (Parody of White Christmas) I’m dreamin’ of a white trash Christmas We’ll decorate the mobile home There’ll be cousin’s kissin’ And front teeth missin’ And you’ll hear grandpa peein’ in the snow I’m dreamin’ of a white trash Christmas No Christmas card from my ex-wife I did get a subpoena though Our family tree is leanin’ to the right And we’ll all be playin’ poker Christmas night Lady’s and gentlemen, one of the three wise men on harmonica Lets pick out a few presents now We’re going to celebrate another white trash Christmas With mad dog wine and miller light And when our hound dog is howlin’ through the night He says may all your Christmas’ be white Oh, ah, pay no attention to that all trespassers will be shot sign, That don’t apply to you Santa Nice rack on Blitzen though XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX lots of others on www.bobrivers.com

December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols ... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty Lewis - Human Resources Director December 2nd TO: ALL EMPLOYEES In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols sung. Happy Holidays to you and your family. Patty Lewis - Human Resources Director December 3rd TO: ALL EMPLOYEES Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate this request, but, don't forget, if I put a sign on the table that reads, "AA Only," you won't be anonymous anymore. In addition, forget about the gifts exchange-no gifts will be allowed since the union members feel that $10 is too much money. Patty Lewis - Human Researchers Director December 7th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with the gay men; each will have their table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table. Happy now? Patty Lewis - Human Racehorses DirectorDecember 9th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES People, people-nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to be "Satan," there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in a red suit." Patty Lewis - Human Ratraces December 10th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES Vegetarians-I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold this party at Luigi's Open Pit whether you like it or not, you can just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you put it, and you'll get salad bar only, including hydroponic tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them right now. Ha! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, you hear me? The Bitch from Hell! December 14th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the sanatorium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay. Terri Bishop - Acting Human Resources Director

tomatoes

spaghetti

Luigi

who's in the barrel

WEll it is France.