Biker

opedious factor times 10

Juan hung low

While in Hong kong a few months back, a female friend of mine made a guy run away, literaly run away. after pestering her for a bit, She looked at him and sadi, " I've never wanted a man like you so much. at least since I became a woman"

good manners.

actually its thank you!!!

Are you OK little man?

looking wenches here.

bogus dude.

Defintly want it has a kit and a flintlock. country era doesnt matter. It's more something I'm wantingto make for my son.

A new monk joins an order know for the perfect translation of earlier texts of the bible into modern language... one day after a long day of work he ask the monk in charge, "has anyone ever made a mistake?" The monk in charge responds "NO! We have never made a mistake!' "Never?" asks the new monk "really?" "let me prove it to you," Replies the older monk and down into the archives they go picking up random ancient manuscripts and comparing them to the translations and never a single mistake... this goes on for an hour until at last amongst the oldest manuscripts the older monk suddenly falls to his knees crying and clutching an ancient script, the younger monk, concerned for his master rushes to his side asking "what is wrong?" The older monk looks up with tears in his eyes, holds up the parchment in his shaking ands and whispers... it says CELEBRATE...not Celibate!!!!

Jail bait

easy buzz

Champagne.

Since I have the twin mini Pirates in the house, I'd like a full nights sleep.

lunch

there's no sun up in the sky

scotsman

welcome. I be having a Capt morgan and coke. hold the coke

me

cheap thrill

fire

chocolote covered

almond joy

burning desire

*An old man happen to come in contact with a very attractive young lady one day, and thought to himself," Boy, if only I could make love to a young lady like that again, but I know that I don't appeal to her." This is what followed as they approached each other.* *The man said, "I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet, and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I will have sex with you from behind and be on my way!* *The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.* *Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground, I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." * *An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.* *"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.* *The lady said, "That S-O-B had $500 in quarters!"*