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Skull pyrate Carter

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  1. I wonder if that's what I felt? I was at work and I coulda sworn I felt an earthquake, but it was kinda faint and I was getting out of an elevator, but it just didn't feel like it normally does...

  2. Aye, Red Jamie's "ship" comes to berth today from the Florida keys, which gives us a few days to gather provisions and set sail this weekend with Pirate Petee and the rest of our scallywag friends. We shall enjoy the Ojai docks for the entire weekend, in fact no rushing out on sunday afternoon since we all took the followin' monday off.

  3. Yeah, Oderless I have that one too.

    Pyrate Petee and us will be up the second weekend (Red Jamie is in Florida right now), and Ace you know we will definetly stop by.

    We couldn't afford to go both weekends and our schedules allowed only the second.

  4. President Bush goes into a Primary School to meet the kids. There's a question session and a boy puts his hand up. Bush asks him his name.

    "Stanley," says the boy.

    "And what's your question Stanley?"

    The boy replies, "I have four questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without UN support? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? And fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance?"

    Before Bush can answer, the bell rings. Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after the break.

    When they resume, a different boy puts up his hand. George asks him his name.

    "Johnnie," he responds.

    "And what is your question Johnnie?"

    "Actually I have six questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without UN support? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the break bell go off 20 minutes early today? And sixth, what the pancake happened to Stanley?"

  5. so you write a book in the past and then find it today, after the testing proves it real, there you go.. heck you could "foretell" the future and create a prophesy on how you are to be Ruler of the world or else... put sooo much detail into it that it has to be you.

  6. Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Not funny.

    Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Let the b*tch cook in the dark.

    An 80 year-old man goes into the confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I'm 80, I'm married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I sinned and had an affair with two 18 year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long."

    The priest says, "My son, when was the last time you went to confession?"

    The old man said, "I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish."

    The priest said, "Then why are you telling me this?"

    The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"

  7. Penn & Teller did an experiment with the whole Dihydrogen Monoxide thing. they had a bunch of hippies signing a petition to outlaw it and a bunch of people kept signing it without any thought or questions! People are the biggest idiots.

  8. Five tips for a woman....

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

    Foot Note:

    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

    "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

  9. Pirates might not have been the most educated, but they were not about honor. They were about the greed. and greedy people don't care to die. When you put in the unreliability and reloading times you would want to have a multitude of firearms which will allow you to kill/hurt/maim all those who want to kill you from a distance.

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