Capt. Lazarus Gage

Go on then!

hollywood/writer

GAoP

Me tired eyes I can't stop rubbing.

Air guns are for wimps.

Nemo/Calamari

Internet

I never thought of it like that. That's a great analogy.

Romulan/Enterprise

I broke my leg in eight places while roller-blading.

Color me red! I set that fire.

Read a good book and tell everyone on Reading Rainbow!

Aye! Damn Chickens....

Ebay

Boat, the only way to travel!

I never say sorry.

Colors are brighter when thier on fire!

^Not very good at betting.

Miscommunication

I love my job.

sci-fi/naval

I hear footsteps behind me and quickly turn to see four men whispering at each other coming from the Fore hatch. An odd expression loomed on each of their faces witch instantly made me wary of the lot. The man in front speaks up, “Cap’n sent us down to fetch food and rum.” I put on a good smile and addressed the man in front, “I see, well, might I know yer names gentlemen?” “Me names Bill Flint, this here’s Tommy Halsey, Nathan Bly, and Jonas McCormick.” The man replies. Well gentlemen, welcome to my galley. I’ll fetch you some rum, boiled beef, and soft tack, if that’s to yer liking. “That’d be fine.” Replies Mr. Flint. As I go about my task I keep a good watch out the corner of my eye at the group of men behind me, still whispering amongst themselves.

Frustrated . I'm trying to find a dinning room table and chairs for under 450 dollars that isn't a piece crap and is counter highth like my wife wants. GRRRRRRR.

I live across the street from a cemetary.

^This man....be...A MAN!!!