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Capt. Lazarus Gage

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  1. Go to that big ocean n the sky.
  2. You might end up dead, if you start telling.
  3. I eat more ranch dressing on my salad than there is actual salad.
  4. I'v got you all beat. My name got: Doctor Drunkenpaws
  5. Ahhhhh, that would be Leonard Cohen~So long marianne *Cringe* My mom likes him.
  6. I thought it was pretty damn funny myself.
  7. Feeling pretty tired, it's 9 now and I know I have to get up at 4. Eh.....
  8. I use my sicktime as fast as I earn it. (Thats why I'm home today )
  9. Be happy with what you have, because someone else always would.
  10. I've heard the first part, i'm sure it was on comedy central. I know it wasn't geogre carlin (who has an awefully damn funny special on HBO right now) but for the life of me I can't think of who it was...
  11. We took my nephew to McDonalds. So I had a Big Mac with no onion, extra pickle and extra sauce. :angry:
  12. STILL FREAKIN SNOWING!!! :angry:
  13. Carousels are where spooky clowns live. :angry: :angry:
  14. Food is one of my passions.
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