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Capt. Lazarus Gage

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  1. I refuse to buy off brand mayonaise.
  2. Pass the cheese if you would be so kind.
  3. OMG THATS IT!!!! LOST IS ABOUT A BANANA RESEARCH STATION!!!!!!
  4. Bananas are good, but only if they're still half green and crisp.
  5. “Ah, Ciaran you seem well rested. Let’s see what I can get ye. Some coffee o’course, there’s some fresh skillygalee, hard tack, and I think I still have a few a few slices o’ ham layin’ about here somewhere. How does that sound to ye Sir?”
  6. Did I hear something about free drinks?? Welcome aboard, and tell ray to get me a nice mug o' hard cider!!
  7. ^Must like swing music. (I'm listening to Hell by the Squirrel Nut Zippers at this very moment.)
  8. Bird brained moron, didn't I tell you to retreat?!
  9. I was almost hit by a logging truck when I was 10.
  10. Pub sweet pub, the finest around.
  11. That it is. Your turn.
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