Capt. Lazarus Gage

IS ANYONE EVER GOING TO FIX THE PERSONAL PHOTOS??????

My head throb

pasties

chests

Hotter than the fires o' hell it twas!

I love rotary phones.

Recreation centers are good for the community.

^Is rising fast in the ranks.

jake the snake

Sirloin/Angel

garlic

I am: 90% Kinky "You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex?" I prefer: Passionate Sex "You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs." My sexual IQ is: 156 "When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends." My sexual zodiac is: Taurus "You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature." My pornstar name is: Real Name: Quake Layer Pub Name: Blade Layer :)

Carefully I read the directions for use.

burnt

plates/watson

Ok, here's a hint: This person plays a piano, is not very "Main Stream" and is a woman.

Fazoli's. UGH...

slutty/rubber band

No one has ANY guesses???

Bad food

Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile

I'm a master of sexual gratification. :)

Bird stew is available at my mountain retreat.

Camera prices have skyrocketed.

duct tape/Dick Tracy