Capt. Lazarus Gage

sex

^Lives in the state with the best BBQ in the world (white vinegar based east carolina BBQ is the way to go!)

Pretzels and a diet coke.

Yes little girl, that is a no-no.

bonfire

I have to have it just so.

Longer you wait, the meaner I get.

lost/flowers

^Has good taste in light switch plates! (They're fairly inexpensive too, only around 4 bucks, and they seem to be very sturdy and well made.)

^Likes Blue October

Backdraft

fall/repeat

The galley had been very busy as of late and the surge in activity was a welcome site. A busy galley means a good cook and as a man that takes pride in his work I have been happy to see the results of my work enjoyed. The hours spent fishing with my father when I was a boy had resulted in tremendously good catches and everything seemed to be running rather smooth in my small wooden world of pots and pans. Since there was a momentary lull in work at the moment I poured myself a cup of tea and sat down to relax for a spell. My thoughts turned to the survivors now on board, “Wasn’t long ago I was plucked from the sea….” I thought to myself out load. If there’s a moment later I think I will go check upon the contents of my chest, it always seemed to cheer me up……

catcher in the rye

tucks

steroids

Subway meatball footlong on white with xtra cheese.

^Is not in Ohio.....Lucky bastard....

PIMPS, SEX, THREESOMES, TACO BELL???? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED????

lettuce/hot

beaches

LET'S GET PHYSICAL!

:) Nope! I shave my head, been doing it since highschool. As for the outfit, it will be all my own, although the coat I'm savin' up for now is Black .

It came from Hottopic Mr Pew!

I thought you would like that hat for some reason..... :)