Capt. Lazarus Gage

chunky/venus

fat cat

I have just learned that there will be two new Ren Fairs in the area this year. The first and most Pyrate friendly will be the 1st Annual Covington Ky Ren Fair. (Covington, Ky is on the other side of the river directly across from Cincinnati) It will be June 17th-18th with try-outs for actors/actresses may the 27th (and yes they are looking for pyrates!). The second will be near lexington, KY. I don't have all the info on that one, but if you're interested I can get it for you.

I laughed when my friend got hit by a car while on his bike. (You have to understand....he didn't get hurt and it was probably the most commical thing I had seen....I was 10.)

slimmer/mankind

sports car

I suppose I coulda' ran er' thru wit one o' the large sticks o' insence we were buyin....."DAMN YE TO THE DEPPS WITH THIS STICK O' PATCHOULI!!"

cold sore

Glory was a good movie.

Kids Inc./Lord

luggage

kazoo

I tried it a couple of times in highschool but all it did was make me hungry and I'm hungry all the time anyway....BUT I did do my fair share of acid back in the day .

I just got back from the mall and nabbed a new series 3 Cursed Jack VS. Cursed Barbossa from spencer! They had it hidding behind the counter and I scared the girl checking us out when I saw it and kinda sorta freaked out a little....in the middle of spencers.....

POTC MONOPOLY COMES OUT JUNE 1ST!!!!

Not so...my wife is EXACTLY the same way. Won't touch any meat if it still has bones in it. And if she finds one it makes her sick. She found a bone in a chicken patty ounce and has never eaten one since.

lobster/tuna

stink

Invisible

You know in europe most people eat thier pommes frites with mayo, and in germany they serve them with a curry ketchup (which is very good I might add). Personally I like mayo with a little horseraddish in it or malt vinegar if I'm eating fish n' chips. With mayo:

little ice age/slobber

It was actually pretty good. Very nerve racking, I still have a soft spot for the original myself.

guilty/blizzard

That reminds me, I just got back from the movie (Poseiden) and dinner (greek). I thought I would bring some back.

A new cook eh? I wonder who it will be.....