Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge

Arr, I be known in many pyratey circles as 'Captain Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge', as may be evident by the nature of me username. But, if ye be insistin', this be what that quiz be givin' me: My pirate name is: Bloody William Flint Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Arr, the hell kinda name be "Bloody William Flint"? Where be the bulge in that? Sparky be a name fer a landlubbin' dog! When I be gettin' a piratey name, I expect not t'be able t'fit the whole thing in when I be makin' a new email address! Gyar, I do also recall a name generator in which I put me first and last name, and it be givin' me "Captain Thomas Mohawk". Interestingly enough, Thomas be me middle name, and mohawk be what's perched on me noggin. Arr!