Captain Jim

Since when do Pyrates need a key to a wine hold? Before ye go I'll be havin' some o' that Wellington an' a right large glass o' yer best burgundy wine.

Cinn, ma' sweet, iffen its no' askin too much, how much plunder (in broad term, don' want ta' be pinnin' the makers down) did ye have ta part wi' for a bit o' shine like tha'?

Exceptional! I want one! Aye, but first another pistol, a blunderbuss, a connon, a ship.....

I 'ave always been partial ta' "Captain Jim's Drunken Dream" by James Taylor. An' damn near anythin' by Jimmy Buffett, so long as it mentions boats or the sea. He's at his best then.

Tha' be the difference betwixt fren's an' aquaintances.

RumbaRue my love, I be new 'ere, but if it be 'elpin' ye, I'll 'ave me picture drawn 'olden ye down fer th' artist. Just fer evidence that ye put up a fight, o' course. It was in Key West that I woke up one day wi' me earring. Seems I told someone tha' I wanted one. Whilst I was asleep (wi' the aid o' much rum) they obliged. I still have it, 20 years later.