Captain Jacob Badger

hurr hurrr...forgot about that site......combat wombats me fav.....top site

wi' bells..

'grunt....squaddie.....cannon foda...aye one o' the same

Yes sah!.....RAF...Stationed out in Oman(UAE) fer 8mths....(damn hot).

'Bought' me way out after 'differences' o' opinion...hurr hurr...

nice.....

Deck..

Hurr hurr.......er.....how many? ......LOADS!!......

I runs a rock night fer one...........an' I'm very handy wi' me fists....

I Don't go's startin' a rumble mind......but I normally finishes 'em....

Started early at school in a crap part o' wales....Just got fed up wi' bein' pushed around....so, got inta shotokan at a young age. Had me own dojo at 18 an' taught Shoto-ki-jitsu fer three years at third dan.....(trumpet sounds)..toot!....lol

Had a few bashes wi' you 'squadie' types petee....us 'fly boys' gotta show ye the principle o' aerodynamics sometimes....hurr hurrr...

cats an' dogs

The best o' times..

Honesty...integrity....humour.....an' the ability t' handle large, bearded, slightly crazy men by the mild use o' violence an' alcohol...hurr hurrr..

Tastes it

unbalanced

Aye........'Tis a good excuse fer an' 'arrr'fternoon dram!!.......I'll be aboard sah!

Lmao!!........nice...

dick......Whittinton.

spotted!

menu

Romero.....the master

breach jam....

Wot.....those small, sweet, packets o' molten fruit based fillin', that sears the inside o' yer mouth an' ruins yer tastebuds fer days??......lovely!

toast..

lasagne!!

Boot camp..........fer them all!!

Phil...osophical

Phil.....the pirate....arrrrr

Groundhog day!

razzle

Dr. Dratomic....the bible fer plant growers

atom-eyes....