Captain Jacob Badger

Eric Clapton.....strummin'

VEGAS GIRLS!!...........YEE HAAAWWW!

The boy who cried Wolf

Grandma....

As the steady rain washed over his face.....the Bo'sun pondered on something Mr. Youngblood had said earlier t' last day.......while the tense moments of the frenchy frig had been the play......''something about a......''. He cursed himself fer drinkin' too much as a boy. The memories just flow away like the tide sometimes!...''Dammit!....'twas somethin' t' do wi' the frenchy....but wot?''......Shakes 'is head and wipes the rain again from his eyes...''ARRR Bugger it!..''..........''You man, heave that line taught!!....he shouts at the lad.

The sheriff of Nottingham............sssssssss

Men in tights......

Scones!!......fastest cakes in the WORLD!!

They don't look very fillin'..but I too shall have two!!........got a loaf t' break sah?.......oh an' some ale please mate ...(slams gold on the table

Stephen King

A pirate.....in a house.......ALONE!.....you go girl ...

T'day....hmmmm....a little cheesed!....the club I hire the saturday night from, have just canceled the events!!......on my answer phone no less!!.....there isn't much honour amongst the heads o' buisness o'er here!....up front, is how I like t' do me buisness......naught sculkin' around the bilge liken rodents.....tsk!.....phew!.....ta, feels better .....now where's me rum an' me pistola....hurr hurrr

Hot pants

ARRRRR!....she be a fine boat.......SHIP!......just look at her rear

buttered toast

Sent to Coventry

Thats....24 pints.....or.....13.6383 litres.......!!....WOW, Loadsa beer!!...

''Sorry doc......small sea upbringin'......no offence t' those o' the Cap'ns charge ma'am''...........(sticks out chin).

The bo'sun returns t' the quater deck.........stands with the quatermaster between him an' the frenchy tub...(speaks in low voice)......'' all hands ready sah..........on yer word''.

Brazil nuts

Rugby balls

Arrrr.....naught married......but longtime liv'in....thank 'e fer the 'post yer pic' guidelines.....helped loads......more of me latest LRP event t' follow....hurrr hurrrr!

Jamie summers........wi' the bionic ear, that don't work unless she sweeps back the small amount o' hair that covers it!

Ye thinks it could be one of our own sah?........tis troublin' fer sure.....(puts on cap......takes out his cosh).....I'll see t' the dutch crew sah!.....knuckles f'head........dismissed sah?

Like a glove!!