Captain Jacob Badger

Prostratio!

There once was a ship called 'Jades Risc's',

who's crew will be terribly missed,

for they often did sleep,

piled high in a heap,

like thier Cap'n they were mostly quite pissed.

'tis nought the way to run a ship true,

but it's really quite hard to find crew,

who don't like the rum

an' is kind to thier mum,

an' who will work flat out fer free too!

Now this little fables at an end,

so think what you will my good friends,

back into the mist,

go's the Cap'n o' the Risc,

with a laugh and a raised cup o' gold blend.

VODKA!

Arrr jack....that one was as old as me boots....heres another t' match it...

One fine day, in the middle of the night.

A fire broke out on the ocean.

A blind man saw it, a deaf man heard it,

and a dumb man phoned the fire brigade.

The fire brigade came sailin',

thier ship was powered by six black and white, red sails.

They sailed over a dead cat and half killed it.

That story was told by a thin fat Cap'n,

sittin' at a square round table,

eatin' currants from a plain bun...

Not quite limerick styleeee...but hey.

I agrees.....emails are set more in pyrate speak after bein' in the pub....but as fer speakin' in tongues wit' peeps in real life....they all knows i's a pyrate cap'n.....an' they treats it as a laugh.....scurvy dogs 'em all!

Blimey!!...this is an interestin' post..

to answer ye question from my side of life...

Most think of I as a pyrate Cap'n, even people who I's just met (and I meets alot in my line of work).

I looks like one (or some crazed 'biker')...have's the pyrate honour runnin' through me blood.

Sure, some look at you an' think you odd... but most are quite intrigued with latent 'pyrate' qualitys of thier own....

Personally I've never posted anything of a nasty nature to anyone or on any site, likewise, i've never recieved any...everything is taken at a humorous slant....lifes to short fer quiblin'....

so to conclude....I's a pyrate....an' proud t' be one (real life or otherwise).

Arrr...'ere be one donated by me wench..Long Meg.....

When corsair penelope swoons,

her breasts pop out like balloons,

th' first mate stands by,

wit' a gleam in his eye,

an' pops em back in with warm spoons....

aye

Go plug dude......

Aye, ye be right there....should 'ave started at the beginin', 'stead o' just burstin' in.....(doffs hat.......backs away)

Wot about lamp oil?

't is been used fer centuries.....one lighted and well maintained lamp can supply the whole ship with fire.....from galley to cannon.

it worked for the Egyptians..... they used it for hundreds of years.....and then there was the Romans...lets not start there shall we....

Just a thought...

MOSS...

Deep

Mutiny

Father

I calls it ''me Cap'ns gear''..or ''me badger skin''.

but thats only 'cos i'm strange 'n' welsh......and stoned most of the time.

I 'ave got a picture of one of those....just no nought how to be attatchin' it to the reply window....