I be jes the opposite of Matt. It be forecast to hit 75 in central North Carolina today, and 80 by Sunday. Crazy fer this time of year. Flowers are bloomin' everywhere and trees buddin'. We had no snow at all this winter, and normally would.
Excuse me, Lazarus, what time do ye have?
I have dressed in drag only once. I wore a little black slip of a thing, a platinum wig and dark sunglasses, and lipsynched an Annie Lennox song at a talent show contest.