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CaptainCiaran

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  1. (Ciaran hands Miss Scarlet a hankie) Wanna split a piece of that cheesecake, m'lady?
  2. ^ was born on Winter Solstice
  3. I be jes the opposite of Matt. It be forecast to hit 75 in central North Carolina today, and 80 by Sunday. Crazy fer this time of year. Flowers are bloomin' everywhere and trees buddin'. We had no snow at all this winter, and normally would.
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  5. chocolate thin mints
  6. Cake anymore mud on this carpet and your ass is grass.
  7. Satan's hatchlings
  8. Hand, asleep under me pillow, made me think someone else's hand was there and I commenced shouting.
  9. Wondered, I did, who had eaten the pie.
  10. ^ shares a birthday with Barbra Streisand
  11. Excuse me, Lazarus, what time do ye have? I have dressed in drag only once. I wore a little black slip of a thing, a platinum wig and dark sunglasses, and lipsynched an Annie Lennox song at a talent show contest.
  12. Shouting his order to the bartender failed to work, so he began waving his hand.
  13. Point yer damn finger at me again and I'll bite it off!
  14. Shot me own foot -- damn!
  15. ^ has a job similar to Christine's
  16. (so Lady Snow and Ciaran return to their mad dancing, this time doing one called 'the monkey')
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