I shared your joke with my girlfriends, Captain Bloodscalp!
Here's one:
It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out
to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downstairs
to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she
walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so
she walked in and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came up and asked her what she
would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have
myself zee cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und
how's yer pecker?"