Me past is but short an' vague, but here it be.
I was born just on thee gulf of mexico aboard the gypsie spirit.
Me be son of a sailor, and well, (in me words,of course)me mother was the most bible bunkin land lubber i ever saw. these arent mean words, for they are true. she be a yankee. I always be setin out on adventures on the beautiful sea whenever i pssibly can, sailin a pleasure, stealing a habit, and drinking i was always good at. A least i be good at fixin things too. plus me sense of danger, me smell i sometimes. a lust as jolly as gold. Aye, to be said I'm still in school! 2 years left, an I be off ta sail the seas.