Red-Handed Jill

1) Masala dosa (mmmm.... Indian food!) 2) An '82 corvette with the license plate "DICK 07" 3) Ron (ex-boss) 4) My friend Dianne.

Wow - looks like she's blooming already. I am extremely envious!

I totally dig that entertainment center. And great job on the floor and mouldings!!

I haven't heard any of the women here referred to as spathic yet...

starboard side of the

^A couple of skulls, some tikis and an African basket < Made some real progress with my harpy outfit this weekend V Name three things in the next room

1) Pizza 2) Hummingbird 3) Iron Jack 4) My brother (also named Jack)

It's a chantey where the lyrics were often made up on the spot - that was the point. So in terms of "authentic", that's a very subjective term with this song.

Wish I could! Don't envy me too much; it's typically warm for a few days in February - right before all hell breaks loose.

We've created a few of our own verses: Put him in a dress and call him Sally Early in the morning Put him in a cage and call him Polly Early in the morning Forge his name and cash his paycheck Early in the morning Put him in a skirt and call him Scottish Early in the morning

We had one glorious day this weekend - fortunately, the day we decided to go sailing. I had to post this or I wouldn't believe it myself. I'm wearing a tanktop in February on the bay. Woo hoo! (Of course, it got really cold later and I was as bundled up as could be, but it was wonderful while it lasted...)

^ At my age? Lots - mostly from when I was younger and more foolish. < Just had an interesting conversation with a customer about the wacky ways people invest their money. V Favorite period to reinact?

Perhaps we need to put a highlighted thread in each category explaining to the spammers that they have absolutely no audience here and they are wasting their time. They are trying to cast a wide net to get people to their porn sites, but seriously, who here has actually clicked on one of their links?

Is it just me, or are all those women the same "type"? Either they all have fake boobs or he inflated them in Photoshop. None of them look like actual living, breathing women. Every one of them looks so... pneumatic. I recall seeing those calendars at Ojai and they weren't exactly flying off the shelves. Maybe this guy needs to widen his standard of beauty.

^ No preference, but sometimes I can only find the books I want in a used book shop. Although if the previous owner was a smoker - cough! cough! - no thanks. < Had strawberries in homemade chocolate fondue for dessert last night. V Any plans for President's Day weekend (for those of you in the U.S.)?

Hmmm... looks like one of my "hollywood pirate" outfits, but mine comes with pants and thigh boots.

Although I fit the other requirements (except for the after-market breasts - mine are of the home-grown variety, so you can't exactly hang your coat on 'em) I fall way outside of his age range. Ageism!!! heh. And no silver crossing the model's palms? Hmmm...

^ Both < Time to go home - yay! V Weights or aerobic exercise?

Apparently none. No one was willing to offer the asking price of 500 doubloons.

Back in the Dark Ages when I managed a cafe at a health club, one of the members used to bring me Oroweat bread baked that day. It was amazing. It smelled so good that the loaf never made it home with me; I would share it with my co-workers and no one ever asked for butter or jam to put on their slices - it was that good.

A co-worker's husband of mine was absolutely mad for them. A couple of years ago, I found a case of them for a good price, so I picked them up and brought them to work. She gave the case to her husband and reported later that he was making his way through them very quickly... I don't like them, but Iron Jack does. And they are starting to feature them on all holidays now, not just Easter, so he gets them several times a year.

While you eat your birthday stew We will loot the town for you Happy Birthday, HUH! Happy Birthday, HUH! Hey - happy birthday Billy Bones!

Patt - are you coming with us to WonderCon?

We're looking for a boat that we can turn into a pirate ship. Some of you already know about the Land Shark: It started out as this: We'd like to do this to another boat, but make her seaworthy so we can take her to Ojai.

Bananas Foster!