William Brand

I am me.

The rest is just frosting.

My personal favorite is this little beauty...

...the Nina.

The sailors who sailed on this little chunk of wood across the unknown were as crazy and brave as the best of them. I sure wish I had been on that first trip.

I'm glad you are all enjoying the frog legs so much. Would anyone care for some creme brulee?

Anyone? I burned the top myself.

Thank you, kindly.

Blimey! All this frog talk done got me all hungry.

William, good chap, a bag of crowns here (taps coat pocket) fer ye if'n ye can fry up a mess of frog legs fer the crowd.

There you go good sir, and a pint of wake up juice.

William, you know you are the tastiest of the dishes here.. like tiramisu chocolate with rib niblets.

I think that would be tasty..

Silver tongued devil woman...

Thanks.

Get this woman a pint!

excellent.

I'm related to ole Ben.

Take him below!

And chain him up by the sink. A restaurant generates a lot of dishes.

Um...

...what..the..hell?

why do woman always take advantage of me when I'm passed out on the floor?

Wearin' out? Hell...I ain't...even...winded...I...I...could go on...for hou...

(Thud)

Yes please! I don't claim to be good, but I have plenty of spunk! starts cha-cha-ing out to the floor

Never you mind about not being good. I have two left feet.

...and on sealegs too.

Mmm, salsa dancing . . .

Care too?

MMMmmm...today's special is the Flamenco.

Now that is what I call a wine cellar! Bring another bottle!

Aye. Aye.

Sorry...I was in the hold remodeling the wine cellar when I heard all this stomping upstairs and had to come and see what was going on.

Ahhh...nice.

Wine.

Women.

And song.

Me too, he's a bit frail now. I worry I may get a call about him falling and really getting hurt.

William... thank ya for the cake, it hit several spots.

*pats her tummy*

You are a good soul.. and you cook like a demon.

(pulls hat down over horns)

What...do...you...mean?

thank you, William, but its been a weird weekend.. my dad fell and may need surgery, I lost a friend or two I think, and well sometimes the corners are great.. As for the hose, are you threatening me with a good time?

oooooo tiramisu!! Hey William, get a drink for yourself on my tab..

(slides a bag of money to him, with the initials WRW on it..)

I found this in my pouch. I think it means Wild Rascally Women..

No it stands for When Rendered Wet.

Or is it...Worsted Raw Wool.

hmmm.

There you go, Merry. I'm sorry I missed your birthday.

I blame the monkeys.

Poor corner people.

Today's special is barbeque ribs!

I'm going to remodel the Tsunami very soon because everyone keeps sitting in the dark corners alone. Why do we sit in the dark corners? Are we all trying to be melodramatic and "mysterious"? Putting on aires of quiet sophistication?

I'm going to make this room round if you don't all cut it out. This is a social establishment. Aye.

I'm going for the fire hose.

Tosses William some chips...

Excellent.

Get this pyrate drink and start him a tab.

Well, well, well...

The place is hoppin' and I'm running low on chips.

Would you like goats milk with that?

It's made from real goats...

...um milk.

Today's special is Shepherd's Pie...

MMMM...

Made with real shepherd.