William Brand

Glad you guys enjoyed them....I know it's a huge file...I too have dial up..but believe it or not that is a very edited edition...this was my 7th PIP and I think I had the best time ever....

Barb

(maggie)

It was worth the wait. Very fine work and a benefit to those who couldn't be there. You allowed many of us to attend by proxy.

I assume that's where the one that matches the dinner theater in Orlando is going. They said a few months ago they were opening one up in California. It's OK for kiddy entertainment, but food isn't that great and they don't like pirates attending in costume that aren't part of the show... What's up with that? :) But the theater set is great!

http://www.piratesdinneradventure.com/index.shtml

-- Hurricane

I was all excited until I read your post. So let me get this straight...

...they don't serve good food, which is fine because any sailor worth his salt is used to bad food. But they don't like you to show up dressed up!?

My enthusiasm dropped a notch.

Thank ye, all. It was a pleasant surprise in an otherwise horrible day.

And congratulations to Mercenary. Bring on the pirate cake!!!

Drunk?!? Are ye sure?? I mean, the man is still conscious and speaking!! Seems sober to me... :)

Aye...I do believe that you are right!

More rum!

hic! Wiiiillyam, me gooood slur. Anothur bottle of sangreesha fer Mer-hic! fer MersinnnnnaryWench! hic!

You sir, are drunk!

More wine?

(wakes up buried to his neck in sand)

What the...?

ooooh -shiny buttons! How handsome! May I be the first lady to dance with your newly dubbed notorious self?

Aye, you may indeed.

(takes Mercenary's hand and with a nod to Phil begins to dance and knock over chairs)

I think I'll put on me dress sword and hanger and wear a sash of fine Thai silk.  Aye.

OH, how dashing!

And for you...I'll wear the red brocade vest with the spanish gold buttons.

Let's have some music here! I'm in a dancing mood.

Three huzzahs to Will the Notorious!!!

Ohhhhh stop. Is my face red?

Well if it ain't, I ain't nearly drunk enough by half! More rum!

BRING ON THE IMBIBEMENTS!!! MORE SANGRIA!! Congrats,Will!

You were notorious long before this too me!

Cheers!

Well thank you kindly, Mercenary. Tis a fine thing to have notoriety among pirates. Aye, a fine thing.

I think I'll put on me dress sword and hanger and wear a sash of fine Thai silk. Aye.

Great Scot! I'm notorious! When did that happen?

Drinks are on the house! I'm bloody notorious!! Let the beer and wine flow! Let there be a veritable tsunami of imbibements! Arrrrrrr!!

(Does a jig and fires off a pistol or two)

Never you mind about looking red. Try being a redhead. Aye.

STOLEN!!! I THINK THIS COULD BE DECLARED A NATIONAL CRISIS!!! *sobs*It was my dream in life to drink the Kate dry! *collapses into a sobbing hysterica heap*

(pats Mercenary on the back)

No, no, no. I meant that I replenish the holds with stolen goods regularly, not the other way around. The Kate has plenty of food and drink. Aye.

Drink up.

just give me a minute . . . you can't rush these things!

If ye all ask nicely, maybe I'll share - provided I can get a couple of bottles in a doggie bag!

grins ad uncorks bottle and pours a glass for every one what the hell! Here's a toast my friends - to the grand day outside, to they days that haven't been so grand, and the days that shall be better, and to our charming host William Red Wake for letting us spend them all alike here on the Tsunami Kate putting a dent in his alcohol stores! Cheers!

A dent in me stores? Hardly. Most of it was stolen.

Here's a bottle of Jameson for Crimson...

the roasted rib eye looks scumptious! Gimme some of that, and have you ever come up with some Sangria for me? mmmm . . . . red meat!

Behold...Sangria!

(Capt. Ciaran enters the TK, carefully maneuvers past rolling cannonballs, dancing couples, a staggerin' Capt. Morgan, and takes his usual seat at a back table)

Noting sushi on the menu, Ciaran makes an order along with a big bottle of saki.

Take this to the table at the back...

Today's specials are Roasted Rib Eye with roasted vegetables...

Salmon in Saffron Mussel Sauce...

Roasted Asparagus with Fresh Favas and Morels...

Shrimp, Jicama and Apricot Salad...

And Tiramisu.

You...don't...like...sushi...?

(gasp)

Have you ever had spicy shrimp tempura rolls?

(hands Merchenary Wench some shark repellant)

I'll get my harpoon.

Jazz Mandolin Project - Jungle Tango

It's lute music hyped up on adreneline and rum.

(offers his hand)

We might do better to all go swimming. Less chance of falling.

(puts his foot in a brass monkey sending cannonballs everywhere)

Avast!

My reputation procedes me, but it also follows me. While captain of the Hammerhead, it was my standing order to chum the seas wherever we sailed. This left a "red wake" trailing behind the ship. Any sailor foolish enough to fall overboard went to the sharks that ever followed the Hammerhead.

It had a way of keeping the men on their toes. Aye, it did indeed. Not to mention the impact it had on rumor mongers and other ships.

It...can't...get...any...worse...?

Most of us are armed!

(Steps back into the fray)

Errp . . . um, *turns to random Kate-ites* ye might want to watch out, this could get dangerous. like I said, I'm new at this!

Danger is my middle naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

(crash)

wow...has it been awhile.

you better lead.