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I may cry...
...quick! More rum. Them be damn fine head coverings. AYE.
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Step one: Buy everything new.
Step two: Get lost at sea for a year or two on a deserted isle with the one pair of pants, socks, etc.
Step three: Get rescued. Perfectly aged costume. Great getaway. Lose weight. Learn to fish. This method is multifaceted! Aye.
Arrr.
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Ye give me a Tankard and a rail pin and i use as weapons. I dont care as long as the job be getting done
ARRRRr
Capt. Tark
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!
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They scattered like bilge rats. Knowing his place, each man was to his duty. I smiled at the speed to which they took flight to orders. 'Twas a sight I had grown accustomed to over the years, but it satisfied me no less than the first time I had ordered a crew to the guns.
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I remained hard rooted to the spot. My mate's words washed over me like so much mist as I stood transfixed by the fog. Abscently, I thumbed the hammers of my double barreled wheellock. It gave a satisfying click which brought me round to meself and I straightened to cry out me first orders...
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The water lay in icy sheets of cold moonlight. Twas as still a night as a graveyard in Heathrow. One could near sea the sheen of silver darting shadows as schools of perch passed below.
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Sigh...
I miss the sea.
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Young pagan gods. Aye.
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Well, let me see...
On Speak Like A Pirate Day alone I probably said ARRRRR! about 300 times last year.
ARRR!
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Vast
in Scuttlebutt
Thar's somthin' in the rum, by George.
Somethin' in the rum.
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A bucket of what? Chum? Rum?
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'Tis true, 'tis true. Aye.
More rum!
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(Joins Pyrate Phil in a silent toast of rum to the sea...)
aye.
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Aye. Welcome matey. Welcome. I to am new to this place. Just be here as oft as possible and the piracy will rub off onto ye.
ARrrrrrr. Try the rum.
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A happy birthday indeed. And let not knowing me be any reason not to except me sincerest well wishing.
Arrrr. Have another draught on me.
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Me favorite be not listed. Arrrr.
The double barrelled Wheellock Pistol. Pretty little thing. That thar pistol and a cutlass be a fine thing when crossing abeam.
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That thar be fine news indeed. Welcome aboard me fine wee one.
Arrr. Lets all drink to that.
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That thar site be as fine a site as can be had.
I thankee. Aye.
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Start yer own pirate pub thar. Ye'll attract pirates like flies to rum in now time t'all.
Thars a little pirate in everyone. Arrr.
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To be quite honest. Yes. I certainly could.
Reasons:
I've been homeless.
I'm an excellent shot with black powder rifles. I've won awards with a musket.
I can sleep anywhere.
I've been a lifegaurd.
I can unswamp a boat.
I know most of the required knots.
I'll eat anything in a pinch.
I'm musically inclined.
I'm not afraid of heights.
I have some experience with swords.
I've lived the world over.
To name a few...ARRR!
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This be why I follow only the captain most in power at any given moment.
ARRRR!
Yarr there be boasting to do!
in Scuttlebutt
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At first I gave no order as I surveyed her beams and rigging. She was a large ship but the eyeglass showed me she was riding high in the water and freshing away under full sail. I was hard pressed not to notice her bloodied hue and me legs, though sea worthy these many years, quelled a little on the deck. Fear? Excitement? Maybe both a warranted.
I passed the glass to the mate. He gazed a long time in silence.
"I can't see a soul on 'er cap'n."