Captain Scurvy Dog

Aye, that might be Miss Bess... But he be thankful we're savin' him dubloons which he were goin' ta spend on a flick rental :)

I know not of what ye say...I has never disgraced yer ship, Matter of factly I holds her in high regards & were not "flaming", eh! (If'en I comprehends the meanin' of thee word, basically a lie, correct?) If'en we were all in a real pub, talkin' eye ta eye, the insinuations would not come as easily... fer ye would be able ta look me in thee eye & tell I be truthful. I will e-mail ye thee casting office # so ye yerself can call, Captain Gary. But mark me words mates, I will think hard before I post fer such again.

Nay Christine. I be speakin' of thee Casting company hired fer POTC 2 & 3. Not everything be done at Disney. Matter of Factly, much of POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl were shot at Universal Studios lot. This be all thee time I has ta spend on this here discussion... I did not post ta argue but as a favour to me Mates at thee Pub. As I says, It be what I heared, so let that be that & Let Time Be Thee Teller! Fare Thee Well Mates, Captain Scurvy F. Dog

Aye Bess, Not ta be sayin' ye be a silver tongued devil... Fer ye may have heard different... But I tell ye, I be No rumor fabricator! I heared it wit me own two ears from casting... I don't knows what casting ye be speakin' of. So me statement & querry stand. Let time be thee teller! Capt. Dog

Ahoy me Lovelys & Buckos, Although I knows who be casting Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3... I can'ts tell ye! & even if'en ye finds out on yer own, don't be botherin' them wit phone, e-mail or snail mail submissions...Er they wills blacklist ye from the movies! Yet... All hope is not lost! Fer they wills be havin' a "Cattle Call" (that be, an open casting call, they be figurin' out a place ta haves it... So if'en ye knows a place rounds about a 25 mile radius of Hollywood, Calif. that could easily accomadate a few thousand people wit parking available that they can use... Sends me an e-mail if'en ye will). & to All me Good Mateys here ats thee Pub, Thee first words I gets on thee "Cattle Call", I promise I be postin' here fer ye! Fare Thee Well, Capt. Dog

Aye! gots me an Authentic Tankard, Spyglass & Cask from "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl..." HaHAR!

ARRRGHHH!!! I hasn't been ashore here at thee pub fer quite some time....but has ta say thee "Ice Pirates" Giant Afros be Timeless!!! Me own movie will be available soon fer X-Mas... I decides ta let me lawyer rest & has changed thee name from "Pirate of the Caribbean in Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight" ta "Pirate Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight" I knows that Disney can not hold ta thee name of "Pirates of the Caribbean" cause first off, a title cannot be copywritten, lastly they be historical figures... but thee Distributors & lawyers be Yella Bellied Bildge Rats... so anyways... I thinks ye will be wantin' ta add it ta yer Pirate Movie Library... I be Given a Holler when it be available... Fer now, Fare Thee Well me Lovelys & Buckos!

(Captain Dog graciously accepts thee hot chocolate, followed by a few cherry margaritas, then downs Olaf's elixer... his blood soon warms & he strips naked & beds down in the compacted snow & uses his Wolf "Z" as a pillow... he drifts off in slumber dreamin' of thee lovely lasses at thee Pyracy Pub & almost feels thee soft, warm kiss of a Mermaid on his cheek...as thee snow slightly begins to melt beneath his warm skin...)

(Captain Dog ponders what Shenanigans his mates be up to at thee Pyracy Pub while he patiently waits, in an Ice Cave at thee Edge of thee World, fer his Ship to be careened)

aye, Christine... ye changes from "sweet an' innocent" to "tie me down an' spank me" so well in those thar photos! my heart is sad i missed seein' ye in person...

an many more, bloody good years to ye bloody!

er... secret compartments....why no such thing.... thar be no secret compartments in me ship... an ye be bloody fish bait if'en i catches ye pokin' around lookin' fer it! ...that is if'en i hads one...of course... an by thee by, Merry...whar did ye say that thar friend wit thee jewelry be stayin? hahar

ye all deserves to be fed to thee sharks! hahar

i be willin' to give it a try...fer i can'ts stands a bunch a snotty nosed, teary eyed, crybaby pyrates....causin' i wents an hurts thar feelin's er i be polically incorrect er some bloody nonsense! ...So HERE!

Ahoy mates... just to be lettin' those know who doesn't be gettin' the jest a me.... I be a bit Sarcastic at times to say the least... so takes what i says wit a sip a rum... or does i has to start pastin' these here BLOODY LIL' LAUGHIN' PYRATES after every post!

(rum shoots out of Captain Dog's nostrils) Blasted! & i thought i be treatin' em worse!

& a many fine more to ye, Captain G.

absolutely terrible las... definately the most horrible, so called, treasures i has ever seen wit me own eyes! ....now, be'in the fine gent that i be ...i be willin' to take these here treas...er, i means, eye sores of'in yer shelf fer ye so yer eyes be offended no longer...

aye,looked like fun, mate!

(Captain Dog chokes on his rum & some spouts out his nose as he laughs hysterically)... DO THEY ALLOW PYRATES? HAHAHAAHARAHARAHARAHAHRAHRAHAHRAHR .... OH THAT BE THE BEST JOKE ME EARS HAS EVER HEARD!

aye, ...me favourite has gots to be... MerryDeath: "Scurvy, you flea covered, dung smelling, poor excuse for animal-vegetable- or mineral!! Wench is not a friendly term here. It means 'serving girl'. Now then, we are not girls, and the only thing we be aserving to you is your innerds on a long blade... (rum shoots out a Scurvy Dog's nose as he laughs uncontollably)

although every pyrate has sometime in his er her life cried out me name ...Scurvy Dog... few knows that it be me they were callin', (sniff) but it be me family that takes the fame... me two uncles probleys' be most famous...me uncle Ed on me mother's side, Edward Teach commonly known as BlackBeard the King a Pyrates & me uncle John on me father's side, Long John Silver, he be called... me mother be named, Ima Dog the Queen a Wenches, those close to her just calls her "Bitch"... & me father, YellowBeard, who never married me mum & i never knows his last name to add it to mine & although he did try to kill me many times... it was i in the end that sent him to Davy Jones Locker ...er, so i believes... but some say he washed up on thee British Isle a Virgins & is alive & well... i be followin' in me uncles & father's bootstraps, thee adventure leds me to journey on 8 perilous voyages... wit some of the booty i acquired, i opened up a fine tavern, "Thee ShipWreck Pub", in thee Caribbean... & though i still seeks adventure, the voyages be much shorter in duration these days... & mostly less perilous...(sniff)... Aye...i've spoken too much... the rum loosened me lips...BLASTED!!! Spill a Word a This to Another Soul & I'll RIP OUT YER TONGUE & WIPE ME BUTTOCKS WIT IT!!!

?????????? I dont gets ya. Maybe I would if'n ye put in the whole word. No need ta be polite wi' yer language, yer in the company o' pirates. frumunda me Barnacles, huevos, spheres, cahonies, nuts, hairy sacks, hootspa, chingadaries, 2 pounders, testacles... i be talkin' 'bout balls, woman...

i gots some frumunda cheese fer ye... frumunda me B***S!

VIDEO PYRATES!