If you enjoyed those, you'll love this one -
The Crafty Maid
Come listen awhile and I'll sing you a song,
Of three merry gentlemen riding along.
They saw a fair maid and to her did say
"We're afraid this cold morning will do you some harm."
"Oh no, kind sir, you are vastly mistaken,
To think this cold morning could do me some harm.
There's one thing I crave, and it lies twixt your legs,
If you'll give me that, it will keep me warm."
"My dear, if you crave it, well then you shall have it,
If you'll come with me under yonder green tree.
And since you do crave it, my dear you shall have it,
I make these men witness I'll give it to thee."
So the gentleman 'lighted, and straight-way she mounted,
And staring the gentleman hard in the face,
Said, "You knew not my meaning,
you wrong understood me!"
And away she went galloping down the long lane.
"Oh gentlemen! Lend me one of your horses!
That I might ride after her down the long lane
When I overtake her, I warrant I'll make her
Return to me my own horse again!"
But as soon as the maid she saw him a'coming,
She instantly then took her pistol in hand,
Saying "Doubt not my skill, it is you I would kill,
I will have you stand back or you are a dead man."
"Oh why do you spend your time here in talking?
Why do you spend your time here in vain?
Just give her a guinea, it's what she deserves,
And I warrant she'll give you your horse back again."
"Oh no, kind sir, you are vastly mistaken!
If it is his loss, well it is my gain!
And you were the witness that he'd give it to me."
And away she went galloping down the long lane.