You need a way to "bounce" his email; that is, make it seem as if your email account doesn't exist. I've used this technique a number of times, and it works quite well. Incredimail offers this feature, although it tosses in a fair amount of advertising. It's worth investigating, if it gets this moron off your tail.
Too easy! "The Princess Bride". An all-time favourite!
How's about this...
"Perpetrator then blinked two sets of eyelids. You mean blinked with both eyes?"
"No, sir. He blinked once with one set, then again with another completely different set."
"Sort of a low beam, high beam."
"Was that before or after he drew the weapon which you claim evaporated into a million pieces?"
"After, sir."
If you know anything about riding (a nudge to Rumba Rue), most of my riding is done at the lope and the gallop. And it takes considerable leg and hip strength to get a horse that big to spin, do flying lead changes, and do sliding stops in excess of 10 feet. :)
As much as I'd like to sell him, I really rather not. He's too much fun!
It's 50, sunny, and I get to go ride! Woohooo!!
Oh, wow, Rummy! You got the Celtic bands? I've seen places that offer them. You have to post pictures!!