The Doctor

"The following takes place between 6:00 PM and 7:00 PM." ~ Jack Bauer

I think he sneezed on his sandwich...

"If you take a dog and make it prosperous, it will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." ~ Mark Twain

I just got a feel for exactly how incompetent my new manager is. I hope I can get off his team before completely trashes me within IBM.

bonfire kindling

crow's feet

Reworking my resumé. :)

It rates about average, as Doctor's go. Not incredibly impressive so far, but we'll see what happens next week when Daleks are discovered underneath the Great Salt Lake. :)

I love to bowl. My favourite game on the PC is called "Rocket Bowl," a kitschy mix of bowling and 1950's Goofy Golf. :)

Nah, no worries. It's all blown over and forgotten. :) (But guys, you've gotta admit... that Billie Piper is hot! )

After 15 years of marriage, I have finally figured out that when she uses the word "Fine" as a single-word response, it really means "I'm pissed off, and you get to figure out why."

OK, I'm in trouble. I made the mistake of remarking that on the new Doctor Who series, the Doctor's assistant (Billie Piper) looks remarkably like a girl I dated (almost married) back in the late 80's. Damn my loose tongue. So, what do I do? The proverbial cat's out of the bag, and the wifey's a bit irate. Shall I just drink more and hope it all blows over? :)

Boobies!

Ocean Gypsy - Blackmore's Night

UPDATE: Our "Roomba" vacuum cleaner (nicknamed "Rosie" after the Jetson's Robot maid) is still providing superlative service. I highly recommend this robot! :)

crucifix

"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates." ~ Mark Twain

Lemme see... A plastic dog with 7 "eyes", no fur, and a personality more fake than those of the girls I dated in high school? I'll pass, mate.

Melba!

I'm in a really goofy, silly mood today!

That's the same kind of crap that keeps hitting my wife's inbox. She continually bounces it, and things have gotten better. Thanks for bringing this up. More people need to know about this foolishness. :)

I sent off a fiery email to the black-hearted bastards making coin of his work. Damned corporate dogs!

Many thanks for the grog! I should start charging for advice...

Not once have I ever purported to be an angel, love!

Tori Amos - Winter We're just knocked out. We heard about the sell out. You gotta get an album out. You owe it to the people. We're so happy we can hardly count. Everybody else is just green, Have you seen the chart? It's a helluva start, It could be made into a monster If we all pull together as a team.