BLACK SKOT

Hmmmm.....Nice cannon!

Just finished watching Mary Shelley's " FRANKENSTIEN". Bein' the odd fellow that I am......I love THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT. Texas Chainsaw and House of 1000 Corpses too. As far as the ghost type movies.....Poltergiest. Don't forget BEETLEJUICE!

My awakenin' at the noon hour was much needed! Not much the awakenin'part...but the sleepin' ta noon! :)

Aw Animal......I wasn't sleepin'! I was passed out!

Those of you with a pub!! Check it out!

Aye....No worries Captain! It was merely a gag gift for me mum from Key West. (She loved it!) As fer when I got there......I can only say that my lovely wife will not permit me to speak of the goings on. BUT, we did have an audience. *The manneqin*

This is kind of cool!Cutthroat Island Movie Costumes

Ah yes....VANS! Well I remember back in the day when I had the black and white checks.........back when "Fast Times" came out! Ouh boy....I thought I was cool!

Patrick... I walked from one end of Duval Street in the afternoon, drinking my way to Schooner Wharf Bar. I then walked back to the other end of Duval Street at about 2:00am, drink in hand, picking up a store manneqin (set out for trash pick up) and walked back to my room with it under my arm. Didn't even see a cop. That answer your question?

An old pirate went to a bar and ordered a grog. As he sat sipping his grog, a young wench sat down next to him. She turned to the pirate and asked, "Are you a real pirate?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on a sailing ship, herding women, plundering, and fightin' scurvy, so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. Even when I eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women." The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old pirate and asked, "Are you a real pirate?" The old pirate replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

Just added another new item! :)

Nice shirt! Unfortunately ....not my color.

Well hello thar little fishy! Never seen you here before.....Guess that's why ye said that it's been a year or so since ye stopped in. My friends call me Black Skot. My foes call me.......Uh, never mind that. So since ye been gone fer such a long time, Arrrrrrr you buyin' a round?

I thanks ye fer the ideas! I was thinkin' about wood burning a treasure map. I've got some more ideas rollin' around in me head...keep checking.

Ahhh....Nothin' like the vintage PLAGUE! So I have added more items to me site. If ye visit, make yer mark in me guest book! Be nice to see who's been thar! I be buyin' yer grog fer the day if ye do! Thank ye much!

NEW ITEM ADDED!!!! Get a plunderin'!

Yes, they be some nice pics mate! O' How I wish to be part of a crew in me near by parts.

Christine- Fer twenty bucks er less, ye can make yer own. It be as simple as purchasing a nice wide brimmed "sun hat" at yer local mall or what not. Yank up one, two or three sides O' the brim and then add yer trim and feathers! Thar ye be! I have made two so far. Me and me wifes. I think they look good. I have had people ask to buy them from me!

What, may I ask ye be talkin' about?

Obviously I can't spell "HELP".

I be makin' planty O' Pirate type wood plaques and wood door hangers. They are all hand painted or wood burned. Size - 8.5x11.5. They are very thin and light weight.....could be framed. All are affordable and would make your favorite pirate (your self) a good x-mas gift. Oh yea.....Special orders welcome!!! Please check it out and pass it on to your mates! Pirate Plaques & Stuff

Aye Red! Where ye been????

Me favorite thing in the world is dreamin'. Me sail always gets a hole in it. Me boat always starts a sinkin'. Seems all I have is me dreams. That be the only time nothin' goes wrong.

Aye....Bank robbers don't walk around saying "Hello, I'm a bank robber". Check forgers don't fill out a job application by entering "check forger" in the past employment box. So I ain't be callin meself a PIRATE! I JUST AM!

That be some funny stuff!!