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BLACK SKOT

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  1. Now now Nigel....if that be the case, I can use yer head fer a bass drum! *BaBoom-chink*
  2. Hmmmmm........What I could say to that! But, the best O' me be stronger at the moment so this be me answer... Honestly..... Her eyes, if she looks at me. Her smile, if she smiles at me. If she don't look at me.....then I be lookin' at all the other parts! Of course I be talkin' about me wife!
  3. Yep! I be the one fer that job! If'n I be marked in the log fer that, then I be bringin' me hand drum. Just let me know!
  4. I know you can pack swords and replica pistols in your checked bags....but will this delay your check-in or boarding? If it takes longer to get through security checks......I'll ship them ahead.
  5. Aye Captain! I just be thinkin'......There need be a drum roll fer the walk the plank championship! (hint hint)
  6. I found the same thing, only it was in a 3 DVD box set at Best Buy for $5.00! I have also found other pirate movies in the $5.00 section.
  7. RumbaRue- You don't believe that they "partied" in the 1700's? Maybe I don't understand what you mean..... Why not do both?
  8. Aye Captain! *stands at attention with a leather pouch in one hand and his right hand held up to his brow covered with plastic skull rings * I plundered about 550 plastic skull rings for the needy little kiddies and wenches at PIP. (only fits little fingers) Any idea when or where would be a good time to pass them out?
  9. A pirate walked into a bar and ordered up a grog. A lubber comes in and sits next to the pirate. The lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate, "How did you lose your leg?" The pirate responded, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What about your hand. Did you loose it at the same time?" "No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys." Finally, the lubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you loose your eye? The pirate answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked, "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?" The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"
  10. Up to about a year or two ago I could pass for early to mid 20's... I have noticed that my looks are catching up with my age now........36.
  11. Just waht do you mean by that MerryDeath?
  12. Purchased my air ship tickets just last evening!!! Woooo-Hooooo........I mean...Yo Ho Ho and a here I come!
  13. Wow! They be smaller than I thought.... Or you have HUGE HANDS! :angry:
  14. Those ARE cool! I can think of a lot of uses fer those!!!
  15. Aye...........Look who creeped outta the bilge! DEADLY AIM!!!!!
  16. Aye.....Might have what ye be lookin' fer right here mate! (search through a couple a pages...ye be findin' it) It'll at least give ye an idea of what ta do. PIRATE PLAQUES AND STUFF
  17. affordable Sword anyone??? Go have a look see!!
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