Cannibal Chrispy

there once was a pirate named bates, who danced the fandango on skates, till he fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless, and practically useless on dates.

how bout a photo of YOU, now that the barber has "fixed ya up".

LMAO

brig

and the award for BEST jack sparrow goes to...............snicker

no she did not write the songs here. it' a collection of old sea songs. pirate "standards as it were.

fall

Yes it does! Perhaps this year at pip you could do a sewing demonstration! I know it's not very "piraty, pyratescque....pyratee" sounding, but as part of the living history "program" more people should be enlightened as to how important sewing was as a daily task. I am sure you would draw more than a few interested parties, myself included.

It always pays to stay abreast of fashion trends.

Three cheers for Stynky! He saved the pub from sinking! Hip Hip.................ahh nevermind

less

belt

hilt

your winning when you make us have to grasp at straws like GIRT!

I am really glad your on our side! Oh you have a safety inspection ribbon, so please carry on!

crimson

gail

felt

what does a guy havta do to be immortalized in comic?

Hmmm...lessee here blunderbuss+wife+squeaky wheel+birthday=........hmmm....... IT BE A MESSAGE FROM THE GODS, I NEED A WHEELLOCK BLUNDERBUSS, FROM MY WIFE, ON MY BIRTHDAY! Now will someone please tell my wife not to offend the gods!

spanking

aye an dontcha be forgetting th' mead made from sweet honey from da BEES

Nicole's boyfriend's name is Johnathan Chapman. I am not sure what his pirate name is.

Bear grrrrrr

BUST vicious circles