Scuttlebutt
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i am having a helluva time finding ANY piratey ringtones for my nokia 3595... any suggestions?
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I'll open the kegs and make the grill smoke like Hellava after a broadside! ! Chicken and beefsteaks on me! Event Date: 25 June 2004 ends 5-July 04 (Ranged Event) Looks like we missed a berthday, so lets do it right! This week for Zephyr's day!! Let the rum flow and the men give her cuddles and enough drinks to make her glow! don't ferget the berthday cannon firings too, and the rum cakes..
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Pirate Weaponry 1 2 3
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I was Jist wonderin' who perfers what weapon over anyther...and possibly why that is so...? I myself Like 'em all! Deadly Drucilla
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This is just too good: Pirates illegally join Kinderparade in Holland It seems a bunch of teenagers, members of the "American Pirate Association", dressed up as pirates and crashed a parade earlier this month. I did some digging for other stories on this, and it gets even better. It seems they were pulled from the parade by the police and fined $100 apiece for entering the parade without a permit. To pay it off they held a carwash, making enough to pay their fines with cash to spare. So they used the excess to buy a brick for the new, underconstruction police precinct - which will be etched with their name, "The American Pirate Association" for all time! Now THAT i…
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Because they ARRRRRR! (as told to me by my favorite four year old)..... Greetings and salutations to all. This is my maiden voyage abord this sieve. Could you hand me that bucket? I haven't quite gotten me sea legs yet.
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HERE YE HERE YE ALL YE MATEYS!! BE IT AT THE THIRTIETH MINUTE OF THE SIX HOUR OF THE TWENTIETH DAY OF THE 6TH MONTH OF THE 2 THOUSAND AND FORTH YEAR OF OUR LORD, JULIA ROSE WAS BORN AT ST. LUKE'S HOSPITAL IN UTICA, NY TO CAPTAIN TITO AND HIS LADY WENDY, AT 8 POUNDS AND 8 OUNCES HEAVY AND 20 AND 1/2 INCHES LONG!! HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ALL YE FELLOW DADS AND WELL WISHES TO OTHERS!!! DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YOHO!!!
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I recently came across these here missives whilst curry-combin’ thru me sea chest… thought they might be o’ some amusement to ye all… ____________________________________________________________ DATE: January 23, 1727 TO: The Honorable Msgr. Pyrate Phil FROM: HRMIRS – Her Royal Majesty’s Internal Revenue Service RE: Tax Returns for 1723-1724-1725-1726 Dear Illustrious and Most Honored Esquire Pyrate Phil: In accordance with HRMIRS regulations, and by the powers granted unto this august body, we hereby ask most humbly for your Income Tax Returns for the above-listed years. In all probability this matter has been simply an oversight on your part – we understan…
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Indonesia Orders Pirates, Sea Terrorists Shot on Sight 1 hour, 48 minutes ago Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo! JAKARTA (Reuters) - Indonesia's naval chief has ordered his commanders to shoot dead armed terrorists or pirates operating in key waterways including the busy Strait of Malacca, which carries a third of world trade. Navy Chief of Staff, Bernard Kent Sondakh, would also meet soon with his counterparts from Malaysia and Singapore to seek ways to increase joint patrols in the Strait, officials said on Friday. The Malacca Strait is a 500-mile channel through which about 50,000 commercial vessels pass each year, including ships ferrying 80 percent of Jap…
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hiya people im new to this forum so i jus posted to say high i am also new to piratcy (well not really) im a landlubber sadly but i wana become a pirate if maby u guys could help me id be soooo gratefull i have this masive obsession with pirates and i cant stop thinking about them yeh but hello
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Man in the desert you're light as a feather despite all the bleached bones and skin made from leather you haunted and taunted just as I wanted now I head Eastward and I am undaunted Man by the sea your tides do divide me despite all my urchins I see you dance widely so play in the surf now and yes I will catch you if you were a seagull my Spirit would match you C April 29 2004 Dream Wench
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Wishin I was someplace with more pyratical things to do. I live near the "Mighty Hudson" in an area full of history from the correct era but nothing even remotely Pyratical here. Looks like I have to travel Eastward or Southward. Wish I hadn't sold me boat........
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Tied in knots just below the deck a giant rope around his neck his nerve are jangled he's a wreck he feels he can't get out The rats could gnaw and set him free but his head is resting upon his knee he calls the jailer "heed my plea" but she never hears him shout "Wash the water from the sand hang my broken heart from the mast" he sings a delerious love song 'cos he's living in the past The pelican gives him the "hairy peeper" and calls him an "old side eye" "Damn my sox and curse your feathers I think it's time to die" The pelican brings him a cutlass and a little bit o grog the ship and dock are hidden now both covered up with fog The pelican leads …
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The Call Maritime echoes, cry of bird Phantom voices we once heard Cries of pleasure in the rain Hear the haunting old refrain. Hundred fathoms deep each day Search for the immortal way Spirit lost, and yet I seek Soul is strong, yet body weak. Visions dance and bid me join Precious moments I purloin Dance is over, day is done One left standing…only one. Ship goes nowhere, darkness cloaks Reveal all the cosmic jokes Act in sin and pay the price Find God in a grain of rice. Small yet powerful Nothing yet all I have no choice but to Answer the call.
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Ye add yer birthday to the calendar... so I hpe that means yer havin' a party! At any rate, here's a big birthday glass o' rum from Capt'n Wolf! May yer plunders be many, and your Ren Faires plentiful!*cheers and howls* Captain Wolfy Wench
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Ahoy all.... I wanted to tell all of me mates here, that our little Matthew has arrived. He was born on Wed. in the early morn. He is 7.32lbs and 20" long. He and mom are both doing very well and will most likely be home on Sun. Thanks too all of you who wished your best. Paisly... If we didn't say it luv, then let me do so now. Your kindess and thoughtful gift was heart warming. It's nice to know that we were in your thoughts.. Stynky.... you ol' barnicle. Despite how much we hold you in high regards... we just couldn't bring ourselves to name our son... Stynky..... But we sure are proud to know ye my friend Mad Woman Cheryl and Bill...... I just cannot …
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A member of PRP posted this to our member list. I thougt some of you might find it useful http://jackytappet.tripod.com/pirate.html Tis a fine site indeed! :)
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I have never been aboard a tall ship. Are there any pictures of interior lay outs ? I always wondered where the crew slept.and..where the Captain hung his hat...The old films showed bunks, and hammocks...sacks of grain...tankards flappin back and forth as the ship lurched during storms. There was always a man in a striped shirt smoking a clay pipe...saying "I seen worse ! 'taint nothin' ta worry about I tell ye !" (crash...splash) Are there websites depicting life below deck on the old ships ? When the tall ships appear at shows, how much access is allowed to the public ? I always wanted to peek from a porthole....and say "Ahoy Mateys ! " (but not in polyester short…
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» More From The Plain Dealer News Aargh! Boating fest invades Cleveland with pirate raid Saturday, June 05, 2004 Tasha Flournoy Plain Dealer Reporter As a shot from a pirate ship's cannon echoed across Cleveland's North Coast Harbor Friday morning, 2-year old Dylan Froelich and his mother eagerly watched. Decked in pirate shirts and bandannas, the two drove from Willowick to see the mock pirate invasion of Cleveland, the opening event to the fifth Annual Lake Erie Boating and Fishing Fest this weekend. Advertisement "My son lives, breathes, and eats pirates," said Shari Froelich, as Dylan brandished his plastic hook. "He think he's Capt. Hook. Capt. Jack. Al…
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Happy B-Day, mate!!..Have one on me!
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He held his illusions for as long as he could then under the rip tide felt no earthly good The waves battered and bashed him 'till his blood emptied out and then as he surfaced he wanted to shout The sea held no mercy and silenced his cry despite quite a thrashing he dared not to die Her eyes had decieved him he'd felt she was his the flirty and damaged Miss Gemini Liz The moment she'd kissed him she got off on her power she hated his weakness and bones in the shower He wanted her badly his heart bound in chains for her a big "joy ride" for him endless pains The sharks had a field day as they swallowed his ears t…
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So I graduated from High school today. And the awards ceremony was before graduation. So's I gets called up fer a music award. I get a musical dictionary, and sits meself back down. Then they announce "The rear Admiral so and so prize, given to a student for his or her excellence and interest in naval history." I figgers it's goin' ta me best friend who's a navy brat, or ta this kid in my school who's a nationally ranked sailor. This is where the story gets interestin'. They call me name. So I walks up there ta get me award, thinkin' oh it's gonna be some book with pictures of destroyers and stuff. I gets me award, and what is it? "A Pirate of Exquisite Mind…
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Greetings & Salutations, The Ladies of the Salty Kiss, an all female privateer crew is holding open auditions June 5th (and if needed, June 6th). TLotSK is an impov, comedy stage show troupe based out of Vinita, Ok. If you or someone you know is interested, please have them contact me, off the boards so that we may get them scheduled. TLotSK's scheduling is tight and requires a great amount of dedication, travel time and willingness to work together as a group, for the betterment of the entire group. We do multiple weekend events and as such, consideration must be given to how much time you can devote to this group. Thank you for your time and interest …
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Greetin's to all o' ye... I got ta' thinkin' to meself the other day... There have to be other pirates in me area, sez I. So, curiosity got the better of me, and here I am, askin' you rogues. How many o' ye are from Oklahoma?
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I've seen a quite a few poem postings, and I'm wondering how you poets would feel about starting our own thread to post poems and comment on them. I write poetry myself from time to time and I think it might be fun to have a specific place to share our work. Whadda think? Stynky, any ruling on this?
Last reply by Dream Wench, -
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Like a wave you knocked me over and I tumbled round and round I could have come to the surface but instead I chose to drown Drowning was much better than being cut up on the rocks or walking thru a giant mall while you hunted perfect socks You sat and drank and talked about yourself and all your endless needs the tomatoes I put into your salads "must be free of seeds" The seeds were then wrapped up in cellophane ("one by one" you insisted) the disorder that you suffer from surely isn't listed Once the seeds were wrapped in cellophane they were placed into a paper bag I had to carry them four blocks away like a silent slaving hag When I returned you sco…
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