the Royaliste Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 "Stopped in 'ere to takes a whiz, Started laffin' whilst I read this 'biz'. Laffed so hard I let 'er dangle, wif' nary a care 'bout the yella stream's angle. Kinda went everywhere during the fall, E'en scribed 'double 'RR's upon the wall. So now me boot's on top 'o this keg, Whilst I tries to dry me own pantleg!!" "Good one 'bout the 'dirk', 'Quill!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 (The initals RRRRRn't bad, either!) RRRRR: R- Raucously R- Resouceful R- Recreational R -Responding R- Receptacle Better known as WENCH. Rumba Rue **She's a pirate wench if she's got RRRRR on her quarters** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 "Stopped in 'ere to takes a whiz, Started laffin' whilst I read this 'biz'. Laffed so hard I let 'er dangle, wif' nary a care 'bout the yella stream's angle. Kinda went everywhere during the fall, E'en scribed 'double 'RR's upon the wall. So now me boot's on top 'o this keg, Whilst I tries to dry me own pantleg!!" "Good one 'bout the 'dirk', 'Quill!" HARR! HARR! HARR! Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 22, 2003 Author Share Posted November 22, 2003 Speaking o' receptacles.... damn Captain! What happened in here? Ye flooded the bilge!!! Better get a grip on yer...eh... "dirk" lad!!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 Returning to the privy, the odor is becoming so unbearable that instead 'o takin' another whiz, I search thru me seabag, remove one size regular pineapple-shaped grenado, light the wick, hold me nose, an' float it 'cross the hole...shut the stall door an' head back to the ship...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 23, 2003 Author Share Posted November 23, 2003 And whoooooooooooooooooooo's fault might the smell be, eh?!!! :) *hands the captain a mop* -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 *Hollers back towards the privy..*..."Hmmm, not me, but, that fuse be a' gittin' mighty short!!... (Ducks the impending expolsion) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, THEY LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY, AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY. THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR, BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS, LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE. I COULDN'T HELP WONDER HOW MANY LAY ALONE, ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME. THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE, I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND STARTED TO CRY. THE SOLDIER AWAKENED AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE, "SANTA DON'T CRY, THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE; I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, I DON'T ASK FOR MORE, MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS." THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP, I COULDN'T CONTROL IT, I CONTINUED TO WEEP. I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS, SO SILENT AND STILL AND WE BOTH SHIVERED FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL. I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT, THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR SO WILLING TO FIGHT. THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE, WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA, IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE." ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH, AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT. "MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT," -HOORAH YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Opens a cask of Rum for all those who serve and can't be home for Thanksgiving. Bows head and wishes them well to whatever power they believe in. Has a big wreath of Mistletoe for Ded Fred to wear.. sent t to the Royaliste with attached note- Love the Ded Fred, had one in my tree for Halloween last year. Thought Fred could use a little TLC, so here is a wreath for him. The wreath is from Johnny Depp. He was named Sexiest man of the Year from People magazine. He won't need it... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coastie04 Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 The Night Before Christmas on the Barque Picton Castle By Pasha Greathead 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the barque Not a cockroach was stirring (and, boy was it dark!) The ditty bags were hung In the forepeak with care In hopes that Santa Soon would be there The daymen were nestled All snug in their beds Visions of marlin spikes Danced in their heads The 8-12 watch Had taken the deck And Tom Ward was scowling And giving them heck Up in the fo'c'sle I'd hung up my knife And just settled in For the short pre-watch night But out on deck Arose such a clatter I leapt from my rack To see what's the matter By the baleful glow Of the starboard running light I beheld a strange And terrible sight Nine tiny reindeer Were tangled aloft Kicking and bleating And starting to cough The sleigh full of gifts I saw not a sign (It was tangled astern In the distance log line) And where's St. Nick? To complete this story. He's peering over the side Of the half-finished dory Helping him down From the galley rooftop He grimaced as he caught Sight of the disaster atop We set straight to work And hauled in his sleigh Santa grabbed his gifts And started on his way Treatises on seamanship He left for the mates And for the cats Some freshly caught bait The 8-12 watch scrambled Up to the yard And freed all the reindeer (It wasn't that hard) The reindeer slid down The mainsail so white Bleating and kicking They seemed quite all right On the Bosun's door frame Was carefully hung A beautiful stocking Full of sew twine and mung A big tub of grease He explained with a laugh An awfully good present for the king of PFAFF! The Captain too Not to be forgotten A nice new sarong Of Indian cotton Santa went forward And into the salon He passed out his gifts And then he carried on A big present here A little gift there Copper nails for Kim, Sheet music for Claire Up into the fo'c'sle Presents small and large A guitar string for Rigel Sail twine for Marge He carried on outside One more to go! A bag of coal to the galley For the cooks, don't ya know The reindeer were ready In line on the hatch The sleigh was all dry It's a magic sleigh, natch Santa leapt in the sleigh It was a beautiful sight Rudolph's nose was aglow Like the port running light The reindeer reared up All snug in their traces And leapt off the deck (Just missing the braces) And I heard him yell As he flew off more quickly Fair winds to all, You square-rig mickey-fickies!! She was bigger and faster when under full sail With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 "Hmmm, ...Wonder why that grenado din' go off!"...Peers around privy door, see's that, much to my dismay, a wave 'o sludge 'as put the Flippin' wick out!!.......Heads back shipboard, and begins strippin' a carronade offa the deck, intent on a fine methane chain reaction...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkyns Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Ya know, this thread is just a bit too close ta home. Went ta Ft. Mifflin in Philly to shoot cannon and musket. Had a nice warm barracks under the wall by the gate. Then th' damn tide came up- real high! Seems there's a bloody great crack in the seawall. 8 inches of water in the barracks, nicely filtered through the salt marsh/swamp between the sea wall and the fort. Hope I get this stuff clean by next Friday, or they'll smell me all over Key West!! SO KEEP YER POWDER AND GRANADOES DRY!!!! Hawkyns Cannon add dignity to what otherwise would be merely an ugly brawl I do what I do for my own reasons. I do not require anyone to follow me. I do not require society's approval for my actions or beliefs. if I am to be judged, let me be judged in the pure light of history, not the harsh glare of modern trends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Ol' Black Jack watched from the dock. As his Man-o-war twas' careened to the starboard n' blocked. He stood thar silent wit nutin' ta do but puke n' wheez wit da blasted flu. He coughed n' hacked a nasty green hock. Blazes n' damnation Black Jack's got the ROT!..........again. Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Ol' Black Jack watched from the dock.As his Man-o-war twas' careened to the starboard n' blocked. He stood thar silent wit nutin' ta do but puke n' wheez wit da blasted flu. He coughed n' hacked a nasty green hock. Blazes n' damnation Black Jack's got the ROT!..........again. Black Jack Welcome to the crew Black Jack. Speedy recovery. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Mixes up another batch 'o Captain Morgan's, Thera-Flu, an' gunpowder, passin' it around once more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Mixes up another batch 'o Captain Morgan's, Thera-Flu, an' gunpowder, passin' it around once more... Black Jack might be likin that. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Just make sure he's not smoking when served. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Royaliste me fine lad, Please whip me up a batch .....pronto!..........Please! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Just make sure he's not smoking when served. Aye lass, Black Jack might be likin that too. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Did I hear...Pineapple? *Perks from out of hiding with fire-providing implements* "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saber Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 I think I"m getting sick myself, might need a bit of that Capt'n Morgans magic healing drink.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Oh dear...they be droppin' like flies in 'ere. Be all that hard work on the Land Shark. Get better, soon Saber. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 :) 'Tosses Saber a bottle 'o the potion, Grins at Penny'... *Starts packin' up another grenado mysteriously resemblin' a certain 'pineapple'... (Considers 'stuffin' their turkey wif' it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Did I hear...Pineapple?*Perks from out of hiding with fire-providing implements* Pineapple like Piña Colada, yummy. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 :) 'Tosses Saber a bottle 'o the potion, Grins at Penny'... *Starts packin' up another grenado mysteriously resemblin' a certain 'pineapple'... (Considers 'stuffin' their turkey wif' it!) Behold: Pineapple Alert! *ducks!* "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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