Mary Diamond Posted February 5, 2007 Posted February 5, 2007 Ah, a tall, lean man, broad of chest, quiet of manner, with lovely dark hair ~ that is the one for me ~ and I am so deeply in love with him! Lucky me, indeed, that he is my husband a my soul's true mate! Oooh, shiny!
Patrick Hand Posted February 5, 2007 Posted February 5, 2007 a tall, lean man check...... broad of chest Weeeeeellllll not quite......... quiet of manner Drat.... another one I missed...... with lovely dark hair Does long dark greasy hair count?....... he is my husband OOPS....... never mind......... She's already taken........... Back ter bein' a tall, well kinda skinny, loud, greasy haired...... single Pyrate.........
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Sweet underneath.. a rare find Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
flintlock jack Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 A respectful nod to ya Mary, for yer idea is a lucky one that ya think so. I prefer a slender/trim woman(ixnay on the onybay!)of fit and admirable build. Visual proportions a plus but not necessarily the rule. Style and carriage are the jewelry of form, sez I. My wife is it to me, actually. Fate, I've found as o' late, has raised its ugly head ta' redeem ih'self.......
Merrydeath Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 I likes the idea of a slow peel more then a fast flash and then naked.. imagine a strip to American Woman? What a delicious mental image. Now, I'm gonna need yet another moment..... only ONE moment.. I expected an hour or more.. :) and after an hour you would be a GREAT pirate.. but thats just my humble opinion.. pulls the cork on her pirate Limon punch.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Jacky Tar Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 "A moment, an hour, a day... I'm sure Doc has just lost all track o' time."
Patrick Hand Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Red Cat Jenny..... Sweet underneath.. a rare find Are you talkin' 'bout under th' socks, on underneath th' underwear..... or the drippy, kinda bloody underneath..... .... hummmmm.... let's see ... lungs shot..... liver deffinately shot..... wonder how my pancreass is doing....... are pancreasssss (plural for pancrei) sexy ?
Mary Diamond Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Ah, charming (in a half-baked way) as always ~ and charm goes a long way! Oooh, shiny!
Nathanial Horn Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Well a little off topic. But I like my woman to be compassionate, of beautiful soul, to trust in me, and possesses unconditional love. As for size? lol, whatever, as long as she meets the above, then what ever her size will make no difference. Pirates Haven - a pirate role playing forum
Patrick Hand Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 to trust in me I'd like that also...... but once they sober up...... weeeellllllllll .....
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 6, 2007 Posted February 6, 2007 Answering Partick's earlier post.. Um not that far underneath Pat me dear, nor underneath th bed with those scary socks ye mentioned..Hope they're at least a matched pair.. I don't mind em a bit rough on th outside , long as I know they gots a soft fillin, (uh oh..Jenny ducks waiting for one of Patrick Hand's entertainingly quirky answers) Ah ye know yer an ol sweetie..don't deny it.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
DocF225 Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 [only ONE moment.. I expected an hour or more.. :) and after an hour you would be a GREAT pirate.. but thats just my humble opinion.. pulls the cork on her pirate Limon punch.. You have far more faith in my stamina than I dear. I'm always a "Great" Pyrate, jest look at the size of me coat; took near a whole bolt of cloth.... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Merrydeath Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 Rumba lass.. nice to see you on!! are ya waiting for Doc to show off his talents? or for Pat to reach down and hold on to his sOx? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Patrick Hand Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 or for Pat to reach down and hold on to his sOx? sorry.. old Army joke.... but I ain't reaching down fer me socks...... I ain't that kinda Pyrate......... Other end of Deval Street....... Red Cat Jenny, ya mean do I cry at movies........ Argh....... I be a rough tough Pyrate... But a good story..... well...... That don't count.... Of course I cry at a good movie.... love, honnor, truth and alla that..... otherwise I'd be DEAD........ Dang... I love a good story... and a well told story... when it hits you.... yah.. I cry..... (and laugh when it's right) Just don't tell anyone else.........
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 Tell em what?...ye rough tough pirate . eek!! runs away thrilled because they thrill her Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 Red Cat Jenny, Yah know... there are a few Pyrates...that I have not yet meat/meet (dang... that don't look right ...wrong spelling .... )But you are one of them that I'd like to see..... Try to say it a different way..... Aaaargh... Red cat.. I gotta see you (someday... in a kinda nice way...... ) Rats that didn't sound right... OK Silkie can fess up fer wot a nice guy I be..... (well maybe.... If I stop telling everyone that she snores.....) Awh heck...... I just be a bad Pyrate.... so wot can I sey................. But ye still sound nice... in a kinda nice polite kinnda way............................
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ................ ................................ ............ Patrick. Yer a sweet man. Thanks you for the compliments. I'l see everyone at PIP...and most likely a lot sooner... yep definately..so you pubbers get yerselves to an event where I may meet a lot of ye this summer. .... but you'll have ta find me... ....... cause I aint sayin... -- but I'll buy ye a drink if ye do... shhhhhhhh ...pirate.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted February 7, 2007 Posted February 7, 2007 "Good grief the Cat has another pirate eatin' out o' her paw!"
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 Aye..she can't help it.. thars a long trail o tricorns, dark chocolate wrappers, blackpowder an gold in th sand.. but she luvs ye all... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Lady Alyx Posted February 8, 2007 Posted February 8, 2007 Glad to see most of the fellers like us ladies with some meat on our bones. I myself don't like a thin man personally, I like to feel some meat when I hug. A nice shock of hair, some nice smiling eyes. A burly chest, a nice tushy and some well trimmed toes. A good smellin man is always nice even if you have to teach em about cologne (yes men buy some (not cheap Hi-Karate) and use it...lol). It's nice if you have a special night out etc and you both smell nice. Well when it comes to height, I have a range I like from 5'8" to 6'2", it's nice when your 5'2" and you have a whole range of men's heights you can tolerate. Also for the tall ones there's those lovely heels they love love love to see us in! Also a good career and money in the bank and a drivable car is a must!!!!! Humor and good heart are also very very very big items...I can truly say that a man that has the "for the good of the world's" attitude is truly going to treat you as good as well. (At least I hope so!) ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
CaptainSatan Posted February 9, 2007 Posted February 9, 2007 Short & Sweet I like my wenches to be travel sized. My idea of the perfect woman is a doxie-spinner that drinks rhum like a fish, owns her own brace of doglocks, and wears her eye patch to bed -CS As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us.
Lady Alyx Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 lol....eyepatch is required fer yer wench? ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
CaptainSatan Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 lol....eyepatch is required fer yer wench? Only when we play shiver me timbers. The most important thing to me is that she be fun-sized and have a big sexy brain . -CS As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us.
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