Cpt Sophia M Eisley Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I'd prefer a gentleman who is my height or taller (I'm 5'8"), and with some meat on his bones. Muscle isn't bad, but not too much. I wouldn't want 'im to squish me to death with the weight of his muscles. On a side note, I'm a sucker for warm eyes (could be any color out there) and a pleasant smile. Perhaps we'll meet again under better circumstances. ---(---(@ Dead Men...Tell No Tales. Welcome, Foolish Mortals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Not sure if this will work... these pictures are from another thread.... Anyway... can I strip those stupid costumes offa them and re-dress them proper like....... Aaaaaargh... send th' sexy tart in th' last picture straight ter me hammoc........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Ah Patrick, ye likes the ones wot got a little wicked in em... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asukaru Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I like 'em tall. My beau is 6'5 and a healthy 270 Confessions of a Wicked Wench ~ Myspace! ~ Handlebars @ DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Ah Patrick, ye likes the ones wot got a little wicked in em... Nawh... it's the "fire "in thier eys............ the last one has that look.... skinny, and ... "you wanna play.. Ok but it's goinna get interesting..... " Aaaargh...I still like the tall skinny ones...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Dang... ok... she's just doing her job.... but woh... If I could tear off that stupid outfit and re-dress her...... dang.... look at her legs..... nice and thin...... awh... not going to say nothing bout her breast...... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawh................ <OK... time fer me to go take a cold shower......> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 That's what I meant! She looks like she plays her own way.. I bet she'd find ye to her likin.. I can hear her now "Mr Haaaaannnddd come o'er here and hoist me sails! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 not going to say nothing bout her breast...... What breasts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 not going to say nothing bout her breast...... What breasts? The ones she intends to buy once her modeling career takes off! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 yea...I was wondering about that.. bu then I thought "well, he DID say nuthin!" Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 They still look like the washouts from a roadshow of "Les Miserables". The models. Not the boobs. If they had any. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 They are skinny - no fat typically means no boobs. All those models and actresses buying fake boobs are giving folks an skewed view of what women really look like. If someone is 5'10" tall and weigh 110 pounds, the odds are against them having large breasts that you can hang your coat on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Another dream shattered.... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I could make a coat hanger joke here.....but I won't Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I could make a coat hanger joke here.....but I won't It is a bit nippy out... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I've always got this urge seeing those types of women...(Good thing I've never seen one in real life) i want to take a needle and see if it goes PLOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I could make a coat hanger joke here.....but I won't It is a bit nippy out... Well then Jack.... ye might not be able t' hang yer coat..... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I'm not a good enough computer programer to make it....But I always thought it would be fun to have a program where you got to put together all the parts to make the person of your dreams... Eye color,,, nose... make it a little smaller.... chin.... hair.... body type... a little smaller there... a little longer there..... You'd adjust the controlls untell they came out Just Right...... Of course then you'd have to go shopping for a brain and personallity to fit into that perfect body.... Sounds like "Weird Science" to me, Patrick! ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I'm not a good enough computer programer to make it....But I always thought it would be fun to have a program where you got to put together all the parts to make the person of your dreams... Eye color,,, nose... make it a little smaller.... chin.... hair.... body type... a little smaller there... a little longer there..... You'd adjust the controlls untell they came out Just Right...... Of course then you'd have to go shopping for a brain and personallity to fit into that perfect body.... Somewhere there was a website where you could go and build a virtual person and dress it up. The idea was to make a model of yourself and then try on virtual clothes. But nothing was to say you couldn't make a dream person... Actually, now that I think on it, someone had posted that here a long time ago. I think maybe it was Christine. On another note I've been informed by male friends that they don't date tall, strong girls. "too much like kissing a dude!" And being one of those girls I was of course mortally offended...and suggested perhaps they should try dating tall girls, instead of men in drag...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Well then Jack.... ye might not be able t' hang yer coat..... Oh! Um, that! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Now that we have trashed Patricks dream lass I must say, they would look good together. Additionally, the lass has SOME boobage, a good bodice can make magical things appear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 But I always thought it would be fun to have a program where you got to put together all the parts to make the person of your dreams... There is a program like that. The police use it to find suspects. & hey, one of those girls is wearing stripes. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yersinia Pestis Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Sorry about this, but dem girls look like little boys wearing strange clothes. Me first mate is perfect. Pretty, 5'4", 125 lbs, chestnut colored hair, green eyes (bedroom eyes), broad shoulders, strong back, narrow waist, the finest round a** I have ever laid eyes upon, with strong shapely "dancer's legs." Good breeding stock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 *snicker* .... boobage... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yersinia Pestis Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Ahhh . . yes . . . boobage. I forgot to mention the "plump pheasants." The first mate has a full pair that, after nursing three stalwart boys, these "life-giving breast" still point to the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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