What do you like in your Pirate?

[Red Cat Jenny]

A surprise every now and then

[HanaRead]

Whip-thin and tall, with silky dark hair contrasting starkly with his pale skin. Grey-blue eyes under straight, raven dark brows. Sensuous deep-pink lips and ever-so-slightly snaggled teeth.

He's arrogant (for good reason), a little rough around the edges, and wild enough to be a bit dangerous.

And his fashion sense is cooler than cool.

[Yeah, okay, so I'm describing the young Paul Weller ... but he'd make a fantastic model for a pirate captain in a romance novel!]

Cheers, Hester

Haha you just described my dream man!

[BriarRose Kildare]

A man who has strength and courage. A man who believes in himself and the woman he is with. He is gentle and kind and his actions and deeds are always true.

He enjoys having fun and laughing and he delights in making the woman he loves laugh too.

Oh, and he is so romantic and knows how to sweep a woman off her feet with just a kiss.

[DocF225]

He enjoys having fun and laughing and he delights in making the woman he loves laugh too.

You all say you want a man wi a sense of humor... if that's the case why isn't Bozo the Clown beatin th females off wi a stick???

Why isn't Ronald McDonald hanging out at after parties with hotties hangin off him?

In truth, a Woman wants everything from One Man while a Man wants One thing from Every Woman

[Christine]

In truth, a Woman wants everything from One Man while a Man wants One thing from Every Woman

LMAO!!!!!!!! That's pretty funny, but also so true! It also reminds me of this quote from When Harry Met Sally:

"Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place."

[HanaRead]

In truth, a Woman wants everything from One Man while a Man wants One thing from Every Woman 

LMAO!!!!!!!! That's pretty funny, but also so true! It also reminds me of this quote from When Harry Met Sally:

"Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place."

HAHAHA SO true!

and Christine, I love that movie! haha

[BriarRose Kildare]

There is a difference between a man with a sense of humor and a grotesque clown.

[Red Cat Jenny]

lol When Harry Met Sally:

That is a great movie. Good for at least once a year.

I love the wagon wheel coffee table part. Heh who hasn't had that kind of thought?

[DocF225]

There is a difference between a man with a sense of humor and a grotesque clown.

Point taken

[Merrydeath]

there are few women who will date a man with more makeup then she does..... then again he does have BIG feet.. hmm

sense of humor, honor, spirit, work and gettng things done.. makes a great steak.. likes to cook for a change..

[DocF225]

sense of humor, honor, spirit, work and gettng things done.. makes a great steak.. likes to cook for a change..

Let's see:

Scent of Humus?... Check

On Her?... Like to be

Spirits?... Kegs of em... Check

Work?.... Evil 4 letter word

Getting Done?.... Not as often as I'd like

Great Stake?.... metal, plastic, or wood?

Likes to cook change?...Isn't defacing money a crime?

[Merrydeath]

sense of humor, honor, spirit, work and gettng things done.. makes a great steak.. likes to cook for a change..

Let's see:

Scent of Humus?... Check--- chickpea noir.

On Her?... Like to be --maybe I like to be on top!

Spirits?... Kegs of em... Check -you have ghosts?

Work?.... Evil 4 letter word-- like taxes.. shudders.

Getting Done?.... Not as often as I'd like- amen.

Great Stake?.... metal, plastic, or wood? depends on the hand you are holding at the poker game.

Likes to cook change?...Isn't defacing money a crime? cooking wouldnt deface it, just make it hot.. like you.

quoting a post

[DocF225]

chickpea noir.... Little dab behind each ear

maybe I like to be on top!... sounds delicious

-you have ghosts? ...yup

like taxes.. shudders.... yuck

Not as often as I'd like- amen. ....gotta be a cure for that

Depends on the hand you are holding at the poker game... Never gamble wi my money, only my life.

cooking wouldnt deface it, just make it hot... like you flattery will get you everywhare...

[Merrydeath]

and how far away ARE you???

sometimes I'd just like to cuddle with someone warm and male and smell that man smell.. stay in the sheets til they cool and then make lunch at 4 pm, shower off and take a drive to the river/sea/lake. Hold hands and watch the sun go down.

[DocF225]

and how far away ARE you???

sometimes I'd just like to cuddle with someone warm and male and smell that man smell.. stay in the sheets til they cool and then make lunch at 4 pm, shower off and take a drive to the river/sea/lake. Hold hands and watch the sun go down.

Are ye sayin we stink Lass?

I usually smell of lacquer thinner, paint and/or sawdust.

As luck would have it I'm close to the Hudson River. The part I'm near isn't the prettiest part though.

[Merrydeath]

yes you men do smell.. not sweat at the end of the day, but that masculine testosterone smell that says.. I would love to have you til the sun comes up

3 days from now.

Its not that smell of Ivory or Tag, or anything like soap.. its just maleness. The Hudson?? any where near the Mississippi?

[DocF225]

yes you men do smell.. not sweat at the end of the day, but that masculine testosterone smell that says.. I would love to have you til the sun comes up

3 days from now.

Its not that smell of Ivory or Tag, or anything like soap.. its just maleness. The Hudson?? any where near the Mississippi?

Only three days?

So yer sayin my aroma after a mid day multiple alarm fire in the middle of August isn't what yer lookin for?

The Mighty Hudson runs from the Adirondack Mountains to the Atlantic Ocean. Where I am she's about 2 miles wide and the color of coffee. In this area we're an estuary so we get tides that keep the bottom sediment stirred up which accounts for the color. Upstate, she's not much more than a stream- couple yards wide and a foot deep.

[Merrydeath]

3 days? I'm not the man I used to be... !

even superwoman gets tired after a while.

um.. you smelling like a Hormel hot dog isnt quite what I had in mind.. a horny pirate is about right.

and the Mississippi is about 6 miles wide where it meets Illinois. The channel is deep enough for large boats and ships, and the barges stick close to the shores. That is where I used to dream of sailing and seeing the seas... my first taste of piracy.

If the dam is opened, the water drops to waist deep along the shore. I had to push a boat out of a mud flat when I was young. Worst date I EVER had.

[DocF225]

3 days? I'm not the man I used to be... !

even superwoman gets tired after a while.

um.. you smelling like a Hormel hot dog isnt quite what I had in mind.. a horny pirate is about right.

and the Mississippi is about 6 miles wide where it meets Illinois. The channel is deep enough for large boats and ships, and the barges stick close to the shores. That is where I used to dream of sailing and seeing the seas... my first taste of piracy.

If the dam is opened, the water drops to waist deep along the shore. I had to push a boat out of a mud flat when I was young. Worst date I EVER had.

We get a huge load of Barge Traffic here and the occaisional freighter or Collier.

I used to work on a 100 foot Dinner Cruise Boat that ran between Newburgh and West Point. Each fall we'd head all the way down river to NYC, around the Battery, up the East River, through Hells Gate into the Sound where we'd head for Norwalk Ct and our winter home port. They had the closest Travel Lift big enought to lift her out of the water.

We'd spend all winter chipping, painting, rebuilding engines and generators, all kinds of maintenance. We'd meet the Lobstermen as they came in and pick up "culls" for a couple bucks a pound. Steamed Lobster nearly every night.

[Merrydeath]

mmmmmmm lobster.. and its about $35 for a dinner at Red lobster.

I dont mind honest sweat, but not horndog sweat... there is a difference.

[DocF225]

mmmmmmm lobster.. and its about $35 for a dinner at Red lobster.

I dont mind honest sweat, but not horndog sweat... there is a difference.

All my sweat is honest sweat. no horndog here...much...often...at once...

[lady snow]

gee doc, you're really not that far from me - i'm in ne pa - luzerne county. i love upstate ny, my family has about 30 acres of land in danby near ithaca at the bottom of cayuga (i believe). we've camped at buttermilk falls in ithaca. actually camped all over the place.

and i'll take my pyrate in or out of the pants too.

[Merrydeath]

hey Doc.. I think Snow is hitting on ya. :) just as long as I get the pieces someday. woohooo!

I don't mind sweat too much at all.. at a distance.. like 100 feet.. as long as my nose isnt in any nookies or crannies.

blushing here, but I remember that hot smell of sweat and hormones and shampoo and sheets and grass thats been cut and flowers and long kisses and slick bodies.. I think I need a shower.. cold.

[DocF225]

blushing here, but I remember that hot smell of sweat and hormones and shampoo and sheets and grass thats been cut and flowers and long kisses and slick bodies.. I think I need a shower.. cold.

Would the shower be before or after the slick bodies and warm sheets?

And would you be needin somebody to wash yer back?

[Merrydeath]

washing before or after?

both and yes to help with reaching the spots I miss. and you can finally see my tat. :)