DocF225 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 handsome brothers in kilts.. and one guy named Gigolo George. Your love of men in kilts is legendary... I can't imagine what you'd do to a lad in a kilt who's been partially incapacitated by drink... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I'M A KILT INSPECTOR VIRGIN.. been offered to be de-flowerd; was either taken or scared as to what I would find there. the one weekend was meeting of the clans. I said thank you to most of the kilted ones from 'all the curious ladies of the faire', did a polite curtsey and smiled... amazing how many blushed. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I'M A KILT INSPECTOR VIRGIN.. been offered to be de-flowerd; was either taken or scared as to what I would find there. the one weekend was meeting of the clans. I said thank you to most of the kilted ones from 'all the curious ladies of the faire', did a polite curtsey and smiled... amazing how many blushed. Well then, I'll jest have to get me Kilt out of moth balls and don it fer ye. I'll tell ye a secret about what we wear under them.... Shoes.... Meeting of the clans eh? Sounds interesting... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 under a kilt.. lipstick if your lucky. skoal if your not. nothing like a scotsman's kilt a blowing hard on a windy day. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Like a nice breezy day when donning the kilt. Keeps the "boys" from stickin together Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 sticking together?? ya need a lass to blow on them regular.. they wont be sticky then.. or maybe they will be more sticky.. hmm.. imagine a soft powder puff dabbed with edible body-powder on your delicious sweaty balls.. then softly blown on.... puts the sparkle back in your eye and a tilt to your kilt. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 imagine a soft powder puff dabbed with edible body-powder on your delicious sweaty balls.. then softly blown on.... puts the sparkle back in your eye and a tilt to your kilt. Are ye tryin to kill me????? Made me poor old heart skip a beat or three.... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 at least you know now that you are alive and all your parts are working.. and will keep a smile on your face all day. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 at least you know now that you are alive and all your parts are working.. and will keep a smile on your face all day. Not sure all of the parts are working, some are cheap after market bits that prolly came from some third world sweat shop.... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 there ye go... getting me all hot an bothered with the words.. 'sweat' and 'shop'. and just as long as I don't find a tag on your parts 'inspected by Mr Woo' or a warning on your privates "small parts could prove a choking hazard" Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Merry, me dear, I think you and Doc need ta get a room, with a hot tub, and hang up a notice, "Do not disturb for the next seven days — just send up food and rum and leave them at the door!" (Just teasin' ye know! ) ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Merry, me dear, I think you and Doc need ta get a room, with a hot tub, and hang up a notice, "Do not disturb for the next seven days — just send up food and rum and leave them at the door!"(Just teasin' ye know! ) Only 7 days? Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 I figured you'd have to come up for air by then — but...maybe not? What do I like in a pyrate? The man I've been married to for the last 17 yrs. — good hands, lean hips, a sense of humor, and a gentleman — well, for a pirate. And he looks damned good in a frock coat. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 there ye go... getting me all hot an bothered with the words.. 'sweat' and 'shop'.and just as long as I don't find a tag on your parts 'inspected by Mr Woo' or a warning on your privates "small parts could prove a choking hazard" I jest love gettin ye hot and bothered. Small parts??? well I am Irish.... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I jest love gettin ye hot and bothered. Small parts??? well I am Irish.... Irish.. are ya saying you have a leprochaun dingle?? that all us lasses have to do is grab your sprite and make a wish?? and in my usual offbeat way, may I say.. TASTE THE RAINBOW! Ransom luv, had a weird thing happen today. I found some old mail that hadn't been opened since May. One was a check from my insurance for $250 (yeah!!) and the other a note that my mamogram was irregular and needed another shot of my chest.. it was from 4 days before I had my phone call about the cancer. If I hadnt' had the phone call to have me come in for more tests, I would have left it go for another 4 months. And this is why the rum is gone. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Irish.. are ya saying you have a leprochaun dingle?? that all us lasses have to do is grab your sprite and make a wish?? and in my usual offbeat way, may I say.. TASTE THE RAINBOW! Don't know about leprachaun sized but grabbin my sprite sounds painful... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I have a strong grip.. in a velvet glove. literally. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I have a strong grip.. in a velvet glove. literally. MMMMMMM.... Velvet...... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 my own verse... if all the young laddies wore crushed velvet tights.. I'd work my magic and they'd become FELT over night.... throw your leg over, its better that way Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 throw your leg over, its better that way Over what? Where should I throw my leg? Just need an impact wrench to loosen up the screws and it should come right off.... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 * Snicker * You two.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 * Snicker * You two.... I'm a baaaddddd Pyrate..... I need to be punished..... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 punished?? you would enjoy it WAY too much. I"d say go to my cabin, but I"d never get a lick of sleep. hey Jenny, maybe you could take Doc out for a spin.. (laughs) you can call me sneezy right now.. allergies got me coughing and blowing my nose. icky stuff. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 28, 2008 Author Share Posted October 28, 2008 Icky stuff...mmhmm not too attractive.. Doc might stick to my magnetic key chain... How about a Morgan and coke? Before I start to think lol Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSwanRogue Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Hmmm, should I start a list? Like the Black Swan, I am Nocturnal, Ageless and Eternal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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