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Brains and common sense for one, is the thing my Pyrate must have... i've had t'other kind and it were not fun in the least. x.x

Eyes are a person's most individual feature, and the most expressive part of them. So for me, i like to make eye contact, if they're not comfortable with that, c'est la vie, i will still boldly look into their eyes regardless. Plus it tends to put me rather jaded cynicism into play when a bloke won't meet me eyes.

Size isn't as important to me as the person inside the bookcovers. Bad inside won't be made good by the stuff on the outside. I've dated very thin fellows and very heavy fellows and several in between sizes.. and still the lessons prove true; if they're a dud on the inside, the outsides won't be much of a prize. B)

Fun loving nature is a have-to! I expect tickle-fights, tusslin' and hearty retorts, jabs and friendly insults in a day. Life would be dead boring without those sorts of things. And of course the romantic stuff is always a dish best served searing hot and steamy, LOL.

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Cleanliness is a biggie... had the other side of that coin as well, and it isn't too fun either... ! that's one reason i like pools and hot tubs anyways, lol, at least it half solves that if it's an issue B)

Other than that, being open minded about life in general, and having fun is just the general part of me requirements. I really can't stand a broody, censured person who douses the merriment all the time.

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JENNY!! (big hugs!!) agreed, warm hands and soft ones, clever ones that know the touch. A sense of humor, and of romance. Compassion and strength.

and if that's too much, one that won't fall asleep right after. :lol:

Merry! * Big hugs in return *

Aye maybe I'll loan you an Patrick my toaster lol!

And yes a little roughness here or there hmm..good. ;)

As fer the rest gerl you have said quite a lot :lol: huzzah!

Merry knows wot makes a pirate ! Woagh....

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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NUTELLA

that delishus chocolate and nutty goodness like peanut butter that tastes better on everyone! Its the official wench food.... I think the wenches keep it on the shelve for non-pirate/rennie sorts.

a nibble there and a bite there, here a lick and there a (pg 13)!! :lol:

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Doc.. maybe.. what can you offer a captain of her own ship, and one looking for a cabin toy.. I mean cabin man? :ph34r: you can show me how you batten your hatch, and use your belaying pin.

.....and if that's too much, one that won't fall asleep right after. :blink:

How's about a nice double wide hammock that rocks gently to and fro fer yer cabin? One and a half warm, strong, slightly abused hands with a few callouses.

I'll leave the use of my belaying pin up to your skilled hands... ;)

Oh yeah; I ALWAYS make sure she falls asleep first. :ph34r:

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How's about a nice double wide hammock that rocks gently to and fro fer yer cabin? One and a half warm, strong, slightly abused hands with a few callouses.

I'll leave the use of my belaying pin up to your skilled hands... 

Oh yeah; I ALWAYS make sure she falls asleep first. 

Gracious Doc...is that a line forming outside yer cabin? :blink:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Hammocks for two, cabin boys, rough hands, falling asleep before or after, Nutella tasting...**fans hand in front of face in best Southern Belle style**...my, my, my, it sure is gettin alwful warm out here on the porch...er, deck. :lol:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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* Hands Ransom a tall cool lemonade in a delicate crystal glass *

No Tom..that would be Cindy's crazy twin sister.. :lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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And here I was hoping that Nutella was Cinderella's evil twin sister...

Cinderella isn't all that great, Tom. Think about it..

she sat on her ashes all day long, her clothes were holier then thou, Her godmother was a fairy, and just look who your step-mother in law would be!, and finally, she had to be done by midnight with her PUMPkIN!

I also heard a weird rumor about her and Peter Peter the pumpkin eater. :lol:

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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Doc.. maybe.. what can you offer a captain of her own ship, and one looking for a cabin toy.. I mean cabin man?  :lol:   you can show me how you batten your hatch, and use your belaying pin.

.....and if that's too much, one that won't fall asleep right after. :lol:

How's about a nice double wide hammock that rocks gently to and fro fer yer cabin? One and a half warm, strong, slightly abused hands with a few callouses.

I'll leave the use of my belaying pin up to your skilled hands... ;)

Oh yeah; I ALWAYS make sure she falls asleep first. ;)

I think that image will keep me up a long time too.. Slightly wicked with a sensual, heated 'twist' to it.. to that I'd like to add a 77 to that.

and Jenny, you might have a long wait, but that's up to Doc.... 7s been my lucky number. (wiggle and a toast to Doc, and to Jenny for being such a delight!)

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Oh Merry yer a dear..I was observin the line from a distance :lol: ..but I know yer on th top o docs list! :lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Oh Merry yer a dear..I was observin the line from a distance :lol: ..but I know yer on th top o docs list! ;)

I'm on the top of what???? :lol:

maybe, but I know you and your smile are next.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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awwww..* bluush * thanx gerl.. :lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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* Hands Ransom a tall cool lemonade in a delicate crystal glass *

Takes the glass and presses it against my feverish forehead. "Thanks, Cat. I needed that."

Gives Doc a wink, "Deary, I think you're going to need a sign-up sheet!" <_<

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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I think that image will keep me up a long time too.. Slightly wicked with a sensual, heated 'twist' to it.. to that I'd like to add a 77 to that.

and Jenny, you might have a long wait, but that's up to Doc.... 7s been my lucky number. (wiggle and a toast to Doc, and to Jenny for being such a delight!)

That was the plan darlin. Keeping you UP is my life's ambition..... :lol:

Protect and Serve that's our motto (heavy on the Serve part) :lol:

As fer a list, I strongly doubt one will be necessary once ye all get a good look at me anyway..... :lol:

Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel.

Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake

Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork

We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists.

Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.

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...........watches from the sidelines. Biting tongue in reply til i get to know people better.

Only way yer gonna git to know us is to jump right in. Speak what's on yer mind darlin we don't bite, much,....hard,.... often :lol:

Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel.

Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake

Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork

We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists.

Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.

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:lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Speak what's on yer mind darlin we don't bite, much,....hard,.... often

The truth is... the only ones that don't bite, don't hav teeth!

.............now has a disturbing image of pirates with no teeth gumming everyone to death...

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:huh::huh:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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;);)

Hey, my choppers work fine, and I don't bite - although I'm fully prepared to nibble on a select few manly pirates I know. An ear there, a neck here, a...... :lol:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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