Ransom Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 If you're not a cat lover, you'll be appalled to hear, that all five are strictly indoor cats. And, I have an ever-changing number of outdoor cats, depending on who has dumped them "out in the country." Currently I think the barn cat number is around ten. I know, I know, I'm a sucker for um. Some I find homes for, some I keep, some wander off. The ones I can catch, I have fixed. Also, we get out cat and dog food for free, though where my husband works, so that helps...A LOT. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbados Sam Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 When you give your cats a bath, does their fur stick to your tongue? (I hate that!!) "There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 No, I let them bath themselves. But, can you imagine how much cat hair I deal with? Everywhere! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FannyP Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 Do you mean EVERYWHERE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I hear that pet lovers consider pet hair to be a condiment, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Fifteen Cats!!! Miss St. Claire, is my tea ready? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Do you want cat nip tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 The outdoor guys stay outdoors, and hang out at the barn. We live on 20 acres, so they have lots of room. It's only the five spoiled brats that live indoors 24/7. Yeah, I deal with cat hair, but so do dog lovers. Doesn't anyone else deal with animal hair? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 You have outdoor cats? Don't you worry about them getting some kind of disease or worse, getting killed? Didn't you know cats live longer and are healthier when they stay indoors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowsnest Kate Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I don't have cats but, I did have a siberian husky until this summer. He didn't shed, he molted! And I always had a dog hair or two in whatever I cooked, baked or drank. But, I now have some very nice wool made from his fur and lots of fond memories. Does any one else know about molting dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I've got six cats, all indoors and declawed cuz they all thought the carpeting and such was for their claws as opposed to the cat furniture supplied for them. The cook is not responsible for cat hair in the food....I might add there's no smell here, the cat boxes are cleaned daily and the Apt. manager thinks I have the cleanest place in the whole complex! Now that's a compliment! Course she doesn't know I have six cats....yes I need a bigger place...perhaps next year a move might be in the works... .....back to the question.... dogs molting? Are you sure they aren't melting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 why are they called mexican hairless when they actually have fur? ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Are they really dogs, or lanky rats? Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 is that an insult to the dogs or the rats? ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Are rats insulted by being compared to anything other than lawyers? Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Don't rats hate bein' compared to politicians, more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimi Foxmorton Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Aren't more politicians, compared to rats, hated more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 I dunno, but didn't ye hear about the lab that had considered usin' politicians instead of lab rats? (They thought it more humane, and got fewer protest letters.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 So, would you like to come up to the lab and see what's on the slab and quiver with antici...........pation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Depends, do ye have a costume fer that one too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Well, I can look like Janet, complete with white bra and white slip; will that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 and who is going to be frank-n-furter? ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisCorbett Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Isn't it obvious who the transvestite is? Now selling my work. Check the thread in the Plunder section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 do you always dress in corset and fishnets? ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Do birds eat beans to fly faster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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