Red Cat Jenny Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 All the m a l e cast members look like they were dressed by "Frederick's of Hollywood." Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 Every sentence the pirates say ends with, "Arrrr, me hearties!" as they wave a rubber cutlass. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 It's this movie... Dancing Pirate (1936) The story of a Boston dance teacher who gets shanghaied by buccaneers who might make his next steps be off the plank! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Taemus MacRoegen Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 30) The parrot's the only one who knows not to look at the camera... 31) Continuity has failed to use the same peg leg... 32) The nemesis is found in Tortuga and joins up...(Ooops, sorry POTCees...) 33) You can actually hear the trolling motor... 34) The lead pyrate character staggers and keeps losing his terrible attempt at an english accent..(sorry again...) 35) You can see her bra, or panty line.... 36) Not only does the flinter repeat, there are ricochet sound effects.... Here's ta' swimmin' wit' loose limbed women.... Iffen ah'm drunk ta' tha' brink, do prop me up, me darlin'... But iffen ah'm anywhere near bein' sober ta' me gills, do buy me a drink!
Red Cat Jenny Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 The wind blows from the West...the sails fill from the East.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
The Doctor Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 All the m a l e cast members look like they were dressed by "Frederick's of Hollywood." Good for the wifey, very BAD for me! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Red Cat Jenny Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 All the m a l e cast members look like they were dressed by "Frederick's of Hollywood." Good for the wifey, very BAD for me! Bad for you as in ye don't look good in lacy things? LOL? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 Bad for you as in ye don't look good in lacy things? LOL? "I don't know about Mad Jack, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't look good in a lacy thing."
Red Dog Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 Damn, theres a few thoughts I'm gonna have to drink away ......wonder how I'd look in thong? pictures may follow.......... don't count on it though...........
Patrick Hand Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 OOps.... wrong thread to be postin wot I just typed........
Red Cat Jenny Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 EEEEEepp!!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Morgan Dreadlocke Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 Damn, theres a few thoughts I'm gonna have to drink away ......wonder how I'd look in thong? pictures may follow.......... don't count on it though........... (runs tae th' gunwale a'hollerin fer RAAAALLPHHHHH). 'ow 'bout the pyrate hero who arrives at the rescue by slidin' one handed down a furlong 'o rope w' nary a hint 'o ropeburn? PIRATES! Because ye can't do epic shyte wi' normal people.
Ransom Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 Damn, theres a few thoughts I'm gonna have to drink away ......wonder how I'd look in thong? pictures may follow.......... don't count on it though........... Would your thong have a little...er...big...skull and crossbones on it? Did I just type that! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Crowsnest Kate Posted November 15, 2006 Posted November 15, 2006 34) The lead pyrate character staggers and keeps losing his terrible attempt at an english accent..(sorry again...) Must mean Keven Costner's in that one.
Red Dog Posted November 16, 2006 Posted November 16, 2006 False Ransom Posted on Nov 5 2006, 02:02 PM QUOTE (Red Dog @ Nov 4 2006, 09:08 PM) Damn, theres a few thoughts I'm gonna have to drink away ......wonder how I'd look in thong? pictures may follow.......... don't count on it though........... Would your thong have a little...er...big...skull and crossbones on it? Did I just type that! I refuse to answer that on the grounds that size doesn't matter, (I hope)! That and it would embarrass me ............ not Related, is an eye patch considered big?
Red Cat Jenny Posted November 16, 2006 Posted November 16, 2006 Bigger than a postage stamp.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted November 16, 2006 Posted November 16, 2006 Guess that would depend on where ya wore the eyepatch ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Dog Posted November 23, 2006 Posted November 23, 2006 Ok, tried the thong thing, not good for bowling, every time I throw the ball I feel like I'm gonna cut myself in half.
Red Cat Jenny Posted November 23, 2006 Posted November 23, 2006 Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge Posted November 23, 2006 Posted November 23, 2006 3. Pirates stumble around because they wear two eyepatches Guilty as charged, matey. 1. Hero is incapacitated after getting his swash caught in his buckle ...Guilty again. Guess it be th'yard arm fer me, eh? Arr, I do believe that ye can be seein' th'shadow o' a 'elicopter on th'water at th'beginnin' o' th'first episode o' Shogun. Still one o' th'greatest eight hours o' television made, ne'erth'less. Not that I can be seein' it. It sounds really good, though. Arr, be ye brigands talkin' 'bout men in lacy drawers? I be tryin' that once (okay, more than once), an' let me be tellin' ye: th'pegs legs kinda ruin th'whole thynge.
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 For a brief moment you see the edge of the bathtub beyond the horizon Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 All the rum they drink looks like weak tea. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Patrick Hand Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 All the rum they drink looks like weak tea. But it's only because the producer and director drank all the good stuff when they were making the movie.......
Red Cat Jenny Posted September 9, 2007 Posted September 9, 2007 Hey remember this? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted September 25, 2007 Posted September 25, 2007 1) The scummy crew are tweezed, manicured metrosexuals 2) The grog barrel has an expiration date. 3) The edges of the bathtub are visible behind the ship 4) The rubber swords flex visibly 5) The rubber pirates flex visibly 6) The canon don't move when fired 7) Paris Hilton appears as a wench and breaks a nail 8) No one flinches, get sick or bleeds...well except for Paris Hilton 9) There is gratuitous product placement 10) Subtitles in cheesy pirate speak Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
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