Blind Rhoid Pyle Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 I think we all have a favorite "Bad" movie, don't we? But what makes a "Bad" movie bad? That's hard to define. Some bad movies have bad actors and acting, some have good actors and bad stories, and some movies are just bad overall. One good measure of a "Bad" movie is to look for cheesy effects and/or sets (which Frank Zappa referred to as "Cheepnis"). Here are some of my favorite "So Bad They're Good" movies: Yellowbeard - this might have been a different movie if Marty Feldman hadn't died halfway through filming. Still a lot of fun. As the tagline says "A rollicking yarn for the young in the head." Godzilla Movies - except for the first one in Japanese. The rest are loveable stinkers. Get Crazy - this one has to be seen to be believed! Lou Reed, Ed Begley Jr, Donovan, Bobby Sherman, Malcolm McDowell, Daniel Stern. A way-out rollicking rock-n-roll comedy. My favorite bad movie. Death Race 2000 - twisted and funny. Must be seen. I could go on all day! What are your favorite "Bad" movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackeye Susan Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 So I guess I'll be goin' first then. It be difficult to think about bad movies. If I like them then they must be good, aye? Vibes: the first that comes to mind. Cindy Lauper, Jeff Goldblum, Peter Faulk. Terrible movie, but so quoteable! Dr Who: I'm talking the made for tv americanized FOX network Dr Who movie. Penn and Teller Get Killed: I'm not sure I'd call this a bad movie. It's more of a good, but completely pointless movie. I don't be feelin' much like long lists, so that's all yeh get. -Blackeye Susan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 Zoolander - I watched this one while sailing from Norfolk to Seattle. I almost threw the person who picked it out overboard. Remember the Titans - Same trip. Great movie the forst 2 or 3 times. By the end of the first week and about 30 - 40 views of that movie and the great feeling I had watching it was gone replaced with a hatred I have never known before. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Zoolander? Ewww! Now, that one takes the cake. One of my guilty pleasures is The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I own two versions of it. If it were up to my dad and my honey, they'd be in flames. Well, you said "bad movies"! Capt. WE Roberts "I shall uphold my indignity with the utmost dignity befitting a person of my undignified station." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 I agree Capt Roberts, rocky horror .and to my partner's intense horror,I sing all the songs. tank girl muppet treasure island love at first bite escape from ny razorblade smile club vampires Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Zoolander? Ewww!Now, that one takes the cake. Thought that one would strike a nerve in someone. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redd Oktober Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 I too be a Yellowbeard fanatic. YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilgemunky Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Gotta add a few: ------------- A Polish Vampire in Burbank: I don't even know where to begin with this one. The tale of a young vampire coming of age, but unwilling to take his first victim. Sounds touching? Well, maybe. Highlights include Judo for Jesus, plastic skeletons with bad wigs, EDDIE DEEZEN, and my favorite, try this quote from the "queer-wolf" "Years ago, I was bitten by a queer. And now, whenever the moon is full, my wrist gets limp, my eyelashes get fuller, and worst of all, the next morning I wake up with the worst pain in my backside." ------------- Cannibal! The Musical: Just see it. From the creators of Southpark, long before they were famous or had a budget. It's spadoinkal. Indians played by japanese (they even fight with samarai swords), rousing musical numbers ("hang the bastard, hang'em high!"), and a giant cyclops that squirts goo out of his eye. If you pay close attention, you can even hear the voice of Cartman, years before he was invented. -------------- Orgazmo: Also from the southpark guys - a comedy about a mormon who becomes a superhero while working in the porn industry. Not for the timid, while the movie features no actual nudity or sex that I recall, it has tons of explicit language, rocket powered sex-toys, and Saaancho. -------------- Raising Arizona: Yes, he's done bigger flicks since then, but I still think Nicholas Cage's career peaked when he was running through the city with a box of pampers under his arm and pantyhose on his head while hillbilly music played in the background. I AM BILGEMUNKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 I honestly can remember raising Arizona. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redd Oktober Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Yay! Orgazmo! Nuthin' like watchin Ron Jeremy try ter act. "Now you're a man...a manny-man-man!" YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneHunterLane Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 You guys all forgot Highlander 2 & 3.... (Whatever happened to "There Can Be Only One..."???) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Ye mean "There Should Have Been Only One?" Heh. Aye then. Prepare for th' list o' Crappy Moovees....... In no particular order: Midnight Kiss: Vampire flick with a hottie vampire..well, if you're into guys that kind of look like the lead singer of Skid Row and walk like elephants....and dress terrible. Black Roses: Demon metal band. Nuff said. It's just one of those movies that USA kept playing late at night when I should have been in bed back when I was a teen. I grew attached. Howard the Duck: Actually not "bad" per se, but some would call it bad. One of my favorite lines: "What's white, yellow in the middle and always reminds me of my birthday?" This movie is also the inspiration as to why I sometimes call Cleveland "Cleave-Land". More as I think on this.. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 "Years ago, I was bitten by a queer. And now, whenever the moon is full, my wrist gets limp, my eyelashes get fuller, and worst of all, the next morning I wake up with the worst pain in my backside." HARR HARR HARR GOTTA SEE THAT ONE Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Howard the Duck: Actually not "bad" per se, but some would call it bad. One of my favorite lines: "What's white, yellow in the middle and always reminds me of my birthday?" This movie is also the inspiration as to why I sometimes call Cleveland "Cleave-Land". Howard the Duck was a cool movie. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Young Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Puh-lease. I watch all those movies and enjoy them.... Now for some reall, bad movies that cause true pain: Nukie Ankle Biters Ax 'Em Terror Toons Mac and Me Feeders (1,2 and 3) Back Woods. "Yo Ho, all together hoist the colours high Heave Ho, theives and beggers Never shall we die..." "I don't care who ye say you are lad, if ye say 'savvy' one more time, I'll bury this cutlass in that thick skull of yers!" -Captain John Young - PILF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coastie04 Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 So far, I'd say Zoolander still rates the top of my list. However, others that should be scorned: US Seals (not to be confused with Navy Seals) Starship Troopers (how they could even share the name with the book, which was actually good, is beyond me) Many old kung-fu movies She was bigger and faster when under full sail With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Coyote Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Redneck Zombies- Fangoria magazine ran a contest for amateur make-up FX, the winner got their movie distributed. Unfortunately, there were no rules about plot or dialogue. Manos: The Hands of Fate- for all you Mystery Science Theatre 3000 fans Rumors of my death were right on the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Manos... heck yeah... directed by a manure salesman... great flick, or something... "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redhand Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I can't believe no one posted ZARDOZ starring Bond...James Bond's...Sean Connery uuuuuurrrrrk....that's one bad sci-fi movie! I can't even get through it again...to painful! Redhand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 I've never heard of that movie. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Saw it recently... it was.. yeah... "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 How old is the movie? If it's new then I've probably been hiding under a rock again and that's why I have not heard of it. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Nope... looking at early 80's possibly late 70's... crap on a stick.. ya didn't miss much "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captian Wolfy Wench Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Ahh, what ARE these movies? I've not heard of them! Well, save fer Zoolander, which is not really bad, but it's a stupid funny kind of movie. It be me friend's, like, favorite film. @_@ Okay, fine, being a wench, me guilty pleasure is Clueless. Yes, I knows, it not everyone's favorite movie, but really, it be not all that stupid or bad. It IS based on Emma, byone of history's greatest female authors, Jane Austen. Captain Wolfy Wench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Bubbles Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 I'd hafta say that any old zombie movie fits. Take yer pick they're all crappy and entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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