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Did you ever have one of those days?

You're spouse comes home with the news that the company they work for picked them dead last for company raises even though they do most of the work.

Then...this horrible smell starts to eek up through the floorboards and you find that your basement has flooded with raw sewege.

Money you didn't have disappears into the hands of plumbers and city officials.

And on top of all that, your mother-in-law chooses this day of all days to tell you how she feels about you and it isn't a good, huggy conversation. It's more of a seventh seal and end of the world conversation filled with revelations about her opinion of your failings.

I...had...a...very...bad...day.

 

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Yep, once or twice or a thousand times. Dude, I feel your pain. And nothin' numbs pain better than good old rum! :lol: Except talking to you friends on the internet. There are only two things I can tell you. One, things will get better. Two, things will get worse. It's a never ending cycle, and all a matter of perspective. Remember the taoist story of the farmer and the horse...

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Aye William...

One o' them days, eh? It happens ta th' best o' us, an' th' worst o' us...

Yer in goode company, we feel yer pain an' know ye be a goode man...

I shall now quote the immortal words of Monty Python.........

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad,

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle.

And this'll help things turn out for the best.

And....

Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)

If life seems jolly rotten,

There's something you've forgotten,

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps,

Don't be silly chumps.

Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing.

And...

Always look on the bright side of life. (whistle)

Come on...

Always look on the bright side of life...

For life is quite absurd,

And death's the final word,

You must always face the curtain with a bow.

Forget about your sin,

Give the audience a grin,

Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death,

Just before you draw your terminal breath,

Life's a piece of shit,

When you look at it,

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

You'll see it's all a show,

Keep 'em laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life,

Always look on the right side of life,

Come on guys, cheer up.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Worse things happen at sea, you know.

Always look on the bright side of life.

I mean - what have you got to lose?

You know, you come from nothing,

you're going back to nothing.

What have you lost? Nothing!

Truly,

D. Lasseter

Captain, The Lucy

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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad,

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle.

And this'll help things turn out for the best.

And....

Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)

If life seems jolly rotten,

There's something you've forgotten,

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps,

Don't be silly chumps.

Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing.

And...

Always look on the bright side of life. (whistle)

Come on...

Always look on the bright side of life...

For life is quite absurd,

And death's the final word,

You must always face the curtain with a bow.

Forget about your sin,

Give the audience a grin,

Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death,

Just before you draw your terminal breath,

Life's a piece of shit,

When you look at it,

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

You'll see it's all a show,

Keep 'em laughing as you go.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life,

Always look on the right side of life,

Come on guys, cheer up.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Worse things happen at sea, you know.

Always look on the bright side of life.

I mean - what have you got to lose?

You know, you come from nothing,

you're going back to nothing.

What have you lost? Nothing!

(pulls out pistol and shoots Dorian)

:lol: I'm jokin' Mister Lasseter! :lol:

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

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I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

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The best thing I can share is this glorious, new day! A friend once told me these words to live by: " it can only get better~" :lol:

I always tell myself " cheer up, things could be worse...............

sure enough things get worse"

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Did you ever have one of those days?

You're spouse comes home with the news that the company they work for picked them dead last for company raises even though they do most of the work.

Then...this horrible smell starts to eek up through the floorboards and you find that your basement has flooded with raw sewege.

Money you didn't have disappears into the hands of plumbers and city officials.

And on top of all that, your mother-in-law chooses this day of all days to tell you how she feels about you and it isn't a good, huggy conversation. It's more of a seventh seal and end of the world conversation filled with revelations about her opinion of your failings.

I...had...a...very...bad...day.

mate though the reality of it is a bum rap the good is you are both healthy and you still have each other. If you are blessed in that alone, you are still blessed.

Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.

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all a matter of perspective

Seems to me that every tyme I say that things a really great~

the cloud appears from nowhere and rains poo.

Sorry to hear hard tyme being in yer experience of today.

good news is it's gonna come to past. :D

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