The Doctor Posted March 18, 2006 Author Share Posted March 18, 2006 Language - after a full day of Guinness and heated discourse, I can't even speak the King's English effectively. Good night, Gracie... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 good-night ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 OH....AND PULL TAB BEER CANS.... YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 .....GOOD OL' CHURCH KEYS !........ YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Lets see, Xm - I got Sirrus and although it's great I have enough cassetes to keep me going. Internet- I love it but haveing to go without it for long time periods is not uncommon for me. computer- see above twist off bear tops - handy but then to be honest I have a pocket knife with a bottle opener soooooooooo My life would be way diffrent without any of the above but the cell is still the only one critical to me. THIS BE THE HITMAN WE GOIN QUIET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 my microwave oven- gawd I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 This is too rich not to share... I've got the vacuum cleaner robot running about in the kitchen, and out middle cat, Caleb, has decided to stare down the Disney beast from Hell. It's passed within 2 inches of the stubborn kitty, and all he did was flick his tail. I can't wait until it tries to run into him! EDIT: OK, he tried to slap the snot out of it, and it just kept coming. He ran up to me, and let loose with a verbal feline tirade that I can only guess was obscene. So, he lost, and the Disney Frisbee from Hell won. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 my ipod, def... though I think I prefered my nano to the new 30gig ipod I bought. Next closest would be the cell phone, since I can check my email with it, or play chess against it. Yeah... I guess it can be used as a phone too... My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 MY "PRICK-38" any old grunts out thar would know this! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Sorry, I'm not an old grunt! So, I don't get it. As for me, DSL. I just switched from *&^#$@ dial-up, and I'd never go back! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Sorry, I'm not an old grunt! So, I don't get it.As for me, DSL. I just switched from *&^#$@ dial-up, and I'd never go back! OKAY..Another hint.....It was also called a "John Wayne" or "Duke". It was a tiny can opener no bigger than yer thumb. It came in the box that yer C & K rations came in. It was indispensable! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 i remembernow - a p-38! i can't work them very well, but thay do open cans quite nicely! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 RUBBER BANDS.....After 5 or 6 rounds, They come in handy for emergency cock rings...... Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do to keep mama smilin' YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 i-dog is the rage.. jest got one fer me wife... http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 i-dog is the rage.. jest got one fer me wife... do tell...do tell YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 i-dog http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 What about an i-dog makes it impossable to live without? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 Lemme see... A plastic dog with 7 "eyes", no fur, and a personality more fake than those of the girls I dated in high school? I'll pass, mate. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 UPDATE: Our "Roomba" vacuum cleaner (nicknamed "Rosie" after the Jetson's Robot maid) is still providing superlative service. I highly recommend this robot! :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asukaru Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Roomba - one of my friends has one of those, he gave us a demonstration when I went to visit him once. It was fun to watch. I love reading about the cats, Mad Jack - Mine would freak if we ever got that thing. Like everyone else I can't live with out my phone or the internet. Confessions of a Wicked Wench ~ Myspace! ~ Handlebars @ DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Orange popsicles! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Hey! I love orange popsicles too! I know this is beyond technology, but my sisters will understand when I say, Luis Vuitton - I love my Mary Kate Briefcase! It was a gift that I just can't get over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 An update on the robot vacuum cleaner: for those that are sure their cats won't accept the wee beastie, here's some recent observations. Selena: She packs it off into the other side of the house, but she's in no big hurry. Hurrying is for food. Caleb got utterly fed up because no matter how he played and teased, the robot would not play with him. He's upstairs sulking. Jack Jr. will intentionally bat toys in front of the robot (balls, mostly), because the sweeper brush will kick the ball off in some fun direction. At least he quit trying to ride the robot. So, don't worry about the gatos, my friends! They'll adapt. :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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