BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I've had sex in a church. With a deacon's daughter. More than once. :angry: ATTA BOY! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 you too huh Jack? Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Lazarus Gage Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I hate my middle name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I hate my middle name too, and its not Trouble. or sex. or chocolate. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I was married to a man that was 17 years my senior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 I love cards games, especially Spades, Rummy, and Rook. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I am happier than I have ever been! In my life! Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Aye, when you're happy all us Pub patrons are too. Trust me on this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Aye, when you're happy all us Pub patrons are too. Trust me on this.. I can vouch for that! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I'm very glad Arthur is happy.. the tie rods on my car broke last Friday. I was very lucky that I was moving slow and not at 70 MPH like I could have been minutes later. The car repair guy said I could have tunbled over and over like a hot wheel. and I am glad that every one is happy. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I am both a giver and receiver. More than anything, I love the pleasure we both receive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Ummm, ahhhhh..... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Mad Jack at a loss for words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Mark the calendar, love! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I love to ride, horses that is, and I miss our ski boat because I loved sitting in the bow of the boat and jumping the wakes! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I still love to ride, and part of me wants to continue competing. :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 yep I cant disagree Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I still love to ride, and part of me wants to continue competing. :) I love to ride too! I guess you could call it a horse ...but there is no competition - everyone finishes first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Oh, man... Rummy, dear, you kill me! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 naughty pyrate! I was talking about an Iron Horse ... like in Harley Davidson! Where oh, where has your mind been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006  naughty pyrate! I was talking about an Iron Horse ... like in Harley Davidson! Where oh, where has your mind been? I can't help it that my mind's in the gutter. It's attached to my body... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted April 20, 2006 Author Share Posted April 20, 2006 I give awesome massages (so I've been told). I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I absolutely love getting my back scratched-even better than sex...well if you heard me, you'd think I was having sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I agree a good back rub is hard to find. My epitaph will say "the way to a mans heart isn't through his stomach or his fly, it is through his back." Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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