Sir Eric Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Man hit by Pirate Ship at Disney You feel sorry for the fella... but really, keelhauling is supposed to be something other people do to you... not something you do to yourself! NOAH: Wow... the whole world flooded in just less than a month, and us the only survivors! Hey... is that another... do you see another boat out there? Wait a minute... is that a... that's... are you seeing a skull and crossbones on that flag? Ministry of Petty Offenses
Sam Flint Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Wow...I know it probably wrong but this really made me laugh. Someone forgot to keep an eye on Grandpa...poor old chap.
dasNdanger Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 "My grandpa went to Disney World and all I got were these lousy emergency room bills"... Hey, Disney can be a very dangerous place (reminds me of The Apple episode from the original Star Trek series) - a few years back a good friend of mine got bitten by a coral snake in the park - fortunately she's okay - and of course, Disney paid for everything...but still...there's more to 'paradise' than meets the eye sometimes... Glad the guy is okay - bet he felt like Gilette's little boat in POTC... das http://www.ajmeerwald.org/
blackjohn Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 I believe you mean the Star Trek episode Shore Leave. My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
Dorian Lasseter Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Yo ho Yo Ho - Woah! Owwww!!! Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
dasNdanger Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 I believe you mean the Star Trek episode Shore Leave. Nope, I meant The Apple - where the planet is controlled by a sophisticated computer called Vaal (Disney), creating a paradise-like planet. But the flowers spray poison darts (coral snakes, ride mishaps) and soon the crew (tourists) realize the place isn't quite the paradise it appears to be. You know - I really watched WAY too much Star Trek when I was a kid...blame it ALL on Chekov... das http://www.ajmeerwald.org/
CaptainCiaran Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Blimey! What a way to use up one's 15 minutes of fame! I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Rumba Rue Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Obviously the man mistook the first star on the right and on till midnight with the town below.... That's a big OOPS, Peter Pan, you waited until the guy grew up! And Capt. Hook, shame on you, trying to press gang a new crew member! At least you could have waited until the rum took effect...
PyratePhil Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Maybe he was just trying to scrape the barnacles without careening... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Capt. Lazarus Gage Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 That made me chuckle a little,......is that bad???
Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Arr, on the Happy Salmon, we be coatin' the keel with coarse grain sandpaper. 'Cept when it be travelin' through space; sandpaper kinda gets in the way o' atmospheric reentry. But the whole decompression thing seems t'be a good substitute fer splinters an' scrapes.
Durty Mick Moon Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 tis a hard time I be avin wi' sympathy what a man cannot hold 'is liquor whilst boardin the ship
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