Capt. Sterling Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 For the record, the suggestion of a theoretical game in which we imagine the possibility of a hypothetical challenge to see who could obtain the most women's phone numbers during the course of a day, in response to which I actually pushed the envelope to flirt and shmooze women to show how close I can get to their probable willingness to offer up their phone numbers...... is not admissible to this thread, as I didn't actually get any phone numbers. So nobody mention it, okay? Consider yerself blackmailed Cap'n Pete, especially since ye did not make mention of yer luck in the parking lot to me and the crewe nor did ye point out said lass later in the day! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Consider yerself blackmailed Cap'n Pete, especially since ye did not make mention of yer luck in the parking lot to me and the crewe.... (1) Forgot all about it. You all looked so incredibly great when I met you that this "unforgettable" vision was wiped from my mind. Seriously. .... nor did ye point out said lass later in the day! (2) Yeah... I cannot explain this one, because I saw her several times again throughout the day. Chain mail top (you know that already), red hair (!), red "Fairy" wings, skirt composed of a few different materials, black fake rubber shackles hanging off the back of her belt. No excuse. Sorry. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Once when I was at the Faire, I actually saw two men making out. What's worse, they were pirate men. Disgusting... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Oh Cap'n Pete we shall forgive ye... this time... and as to the picture of the Mollies boys... Ifin I did not know ye better... I would be quaking in me boots... oops I mean buckled shoes... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Oh Cap'n Pete we shall forgive ye... this time... If my camera were silent, and did not have a built-in flash.... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt. Alva Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Shackled a drunk to his bed, then took said bed and placed it upon two porta-privies "Disobediant Monkeys will be shot, Disobediant Undead Monkeys will be shot repeatedly until morale improves" "They Says Cap'n Alva went funny in the head and turned to Cannibalism while marooned on a peninsula."- Overheard in a nearby camp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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