Jib Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 So you are at the Ren Faire. Maybe you have enjoyed a little beverage. You feel a wee bit naughty and you are a pirate. What have you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Killed the landlubber that asked if *that was all original rigging* I was carry'n in m'bodice. (Been there, done that) And enjoyed every minute of it. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Ahh the Faire--- the stories I can tell ... (there's some I won't ) 1. Stole the Queen's monkey 2. Hired minions to insult the QuarterMaster 3. attacked a courtier with bananas and limes 4. returned the queen's monkey (in exchange fer a letter of marque) after he'd turned pirate -- complete with pegleg and a hook and that was "before dark"- I was sober! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Stole the Queen's monkey Wouldn't that make her walk funny....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Right nice thought JIB. But, I abstain and must claim the fifth ergh somethin. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Petee Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I don't remember much at faire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monterey Jack Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 While half of our party invited the Kings guards to the pub, the other half crept into the royal camp at midnight and made off with the throne and toilet papered the processional canopy. Monterey Jack "yes I am a pirate 200 years too late, the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder, I'm an over-40 victim of fate, arrivin too late.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 uh...well...last year when two people got engaged I lifted up my peasant blouse and flashed him really well...along with anyone else who was around at the spring Ojai that year.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jib Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 Anyone do anything that could have gotten them arrested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Anyone do anything that could have gotten them arrested? Yah...Right... No one can prove nothin' and I ain't fessin' up ter nothin' in public....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Anyone do anything that could have gotten them arrested? Oh well... then you'll have to be specific as to WHICH Fair your interested in lad. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monterey Jack Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Anyone do anything that could have gotten them arrested? Nah, well...not since 96 0r 97. And I ain't tellin ye which faire it was down near Fresno either! Monterey Jack "yes I am a pirate 200 years too late, the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder, I'm an over-40 victim of fate, arrivin too late.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jib Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 Any fest or faire. Fun or sassy stuff. Stealing Queen's monkey = good Stealing Queen's kickers = better Stealing some patrons car = BAD! Not interested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I didn't do it, but a friend of mine was bent so far over backward for a kiss, she popped out of her bodice.. the rogue was happier then heck tho. does that count for public indecency or just fun? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 A kiss that popped her outta her bodice and curled her toes...... bet he's popular with the wenches......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 damn skippy he was.. he licked her from ear to..... (_) (_) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I didn't do it, but a friend of mine was bent so far over backward for a kiss, she popped out of her bodice.. the rogue was happier then heck tho. does that count for public indecency or just fun? If its in long enough and hard enough its indecent Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 indecent or just fun.. where is the line there? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 well, if it aint in decent, it aint fun. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 that doesn;t have to follow, but it sounds like fun.. gets her cloak off.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 wraps up in it together at faire to hide the action Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I hope to god that that hand was yours nn my butt, , cause it just made itself at home. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jib Posted January 23, 2006 Author Share Posted January 23, 2006 Now that's what I'm talking about! I met a woman at the MN Ren Fest back in 2004 who introduced herself to me as "Mary Queen of Scots". The good Queen insisted that I ly my head upon the "royal pillows". Now who am I to go against royalty? When my good Captain appeared he was wearing his kilt (He's a Scottish Pirate). Good Queen Mary reached under the kilt and asked him to turn his head a cough. I thought he was about to have a heart attack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Naughty at Faire? I honestly couldn't tellyou a thing - you know I have seen pictures, burt I swear that wasn't me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 men in kilts --- just kilts --- ya know ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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