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Killed the landlubber that asked if *that was all original rigging* I was carry'n in m'bodice.

(Been there, done that) :ph34r:

And enjoyed every minute of it. :ph34r:

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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Ahh the Faire--- the stories I can tell ... (there's some I won't ;) )

1. Stole the Queen's monkey

2. Hired minions to insult the QuarterMaster

3. attacked a courtier with bananas and limes

4. returned the queen's monkey (in exchange fer a letter of marque) after he'd turned pirate -- complete with pegleg and a hook

and that was "before dark"- I was sober!

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While half of our party invited the Kings guards to the pub, the other half crept into the royal camp at midnight and made off with the throne and toilet papered the processional canopy.

:ph34r:

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"yes I am a pirate 200 years too late,

the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder,

I'm an over-40 victim of fate,

arrivin too late.........."

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Anyone do anything that could have gotten them arrested?

Oh well... then you'll have to be specific as to WHICH Fair your interested in lad. B)

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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Anyone do anything that could have gotten them arrested?

Nah, well...not since 96 0r 97. And I ain't tellin ye which faire it was down near Fresno either!

B)

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"yes I am a pirate 200 years too late,

the cannons don't thunder, there's nothin to plunder,

I'm an over-40 victim of fate,

arrivin too late.........."

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I didn't do it, but a friend of mine was bent so far over backward for a kiss, she popped out of her bodice.. the rogue was happier then heck tho.

does that count for public indecency or just fun?

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damn skippy he was.. he licked her from ear to..... (_) (_)

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I didn't do it, but a friend of mine was bent so far over backward for a kiss, she popped out of her bodice.. the rogue was happier then heck tho.

does that count for public indecency or just fun?

If its in long enough and hard enough its indecent

Shoots anything that moves!!

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indecent or just fun.. where is the line there?

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that doesn;t have to follow, but it sounds like fun..

gets her cloak off..

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http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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I hope to god that that hand was yours nn my butt, , cause it just made itself at home.

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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Now that's what I'm talking about!

I met a woman at the MN Ren Fest back in 2004 who introduced herself to me as "Mary Queen of Scots". The good Queen insisted that I ly my head upon the "royal pillows". Now who am I to go against royalty? When my good Captain appeared he was wearing his kilt (He's a Scottish Pirate). Good Queen Mary reached under the kilt and asked him to turn his head a cough. I thought he was about to have a heart attack!

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men in kilts --- just kilts --- ya know

~snow :D

with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible ;)

if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

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improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival

lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire

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