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A Captains's Chair


Captain Jim

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'Tis a nice piece of work but no one's putting me in anything that rocks unless it's the deck of the ship underneath me feet. Rockers are for old folks and nursing mothers....

-- Hurricanes

-- Hurricane

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**Rumba whips out a wet towel and whips it across Hurricane's face**

How dare you call me an old folk or a nursing mother you whiplashed moustache man!

I know lots of fyne upstandin' people like myself that does enjoy a good rockin' now an' again!

Hmmmmffffff!!!!!!! :huh:

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i resent that ol' folk remark lad ...i have had a rocker made by m' great grandfather 95 years ago ...a grand oak chair, rock solid and a comfy seat ...i use it here at the keyboard and it has served me well for the 35 years i have held it ....a fine perch t' enjoy a wee dram .... ;):P;)

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rocking chairs... only for old folks...don't think so...lots of fun to be had in a rocking chair, if'n ye know how to do it. :)

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Holy cats, Hurricane. Ye can surely whip up a tempest with even the simplest of posts. Mind you, I agree with all fo the others 'ere. To live in the south, have a verandah and not have a rockin' chair in which to enjoy one's mint juleps and tell lies after the quail hunt would be uncivilized.

On the other hand, Lady Seahawke's suggested usage isn't so bad either, although that chair has far too many pointy parts on it. OUCH!

I also agree with Pearl, too gaudy for me but a fine bit o' work nonetheless.

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My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around...

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