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Mad Matt

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I've found a secret door in Ray's Pub. It leads to a grand spacious area beneath the regular Pub.

T' keep the ladies from sparrin' elsewhere, I've created the mud room. This room is heated folks, so there be no effects from the weather. There are only two rules: 1) No tossing the barmaid int' the mud! We gotta have someone available t' keep bringin' the drinks; 2) Mud & yer tongue is yer weapon of choice 'ere. There's a table by the door t' place yer blades and pistols. (Don't want any of our fair lasses "accidentally" run through.

Ladies, there are plenty o' mud pits available. You can call someone out from another thread and tell 'em t' meet ye here fer battle.

As the new proprietor o' this area, I've personally sent off the barmaid t' bring back several tankards of grog.

Welcome in. Drinks arrrrr on me! :rolleyes:

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You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.

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*Matt stands up, lookin' like chocolate soft serve ice cream*

CRIKEY! The room is warm, but the mud is COLD. How the hell'd that happen? My nipples could cut glass, fer cryin' out loud! I need a drink t' warm up. What's handy?

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You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.

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But I'm sure everyone is tired of seeing me naked now.

Oh, yeah. Like THAT'S going to happen....

Hawkyns

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Cannon add dignity to what otherwise would be merely an ugly brawl

I do what I do for my own reasons.

I do not require anyone to follow me.

I do not require society's approval for my actions or beliefs.

if I am to be judged, let me be judged in the pure light of history, not the harsh glare of modern trends.

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But I'm sure everyone is tired of seeing me naked now.

Nope the pix are still selling like hotcakes on ebay.

" Never knock on Heaven's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that"

' Whatever is not nailed down is MINE. Whatever I can pry loose, is not nailed down."

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hey mad matt - just had a heater installed under the pit as a solstice-christmas-hannukah-holiday-whatever gift for the enjoyment of all! :rolleyes:

~snow :D

with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible ;)

if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

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Again, here and no one!

So, into the mud the bunny does soak...

Up to her neck so she does not choak...

She raises up a toe to see if the mud will fall...

Into the mud the naked Bunny and all!

Ah, nice mud on the nake'd Bunny skin!

Nice to swimmin all alone!

:half hour later....up, rised and all clean and smelling purty!:

I think we will go with Vanilla today!

Bunny Cutlass

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