Mad Matt Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I've found a secret door in Ray's Pub. It leads to a grand spacious area beneath the regular Pub. T' keep the ladies from sparrin' elsewhere, I've created the mud room. This room is heated folks, so there be no effects from the weather. There are only two rules: 1) No tossing the barmaid int' the mud! We gotta have someone available t' keep bringin' the drinks; 2) Mud & yer tongue is yer weapon of choice 'ere. There's a table by the door t' place yer blades and pistols. (Don't want any of our fair lasses "accidentally" run through. Ladies, there are plenty o' mud pits available. You can call someone out from another thread and tell 'em t' meet ye here fer battle. As the new proprietor o' this area, I've personally sent off the barmaid t' bring back several tankards of grog. Welcome in. Drinks arrrrr on me! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Well, isn't this just cool! We can roll around naked in the mud! But I'm sure everyone is tired of seeing me naked now. It's someone else's turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Well, it doesn't have t' be nekked. But I won't mind! Thank you fer all the cabana luvin' You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 That was a lot fun rolling around with ya Matt! Thank ye for being my cabana boy. :) So why don't you be the first to roll around naked in the mud? It's yer room, show everyone how much fun it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Mad Matt strips his clothes down t' his bare ass as he runs at the mud pool BONZAI!!! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Huzzah Matt! Great dive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 *Matt stands up, lookin' like chocolate soft serve ice cream* CRIKEY! The room is warm, but the mud is COLD. How the hell'd that happen? My nipples could cut glass, fer cryin' out loud! I need a drink t' warm up. What's handy? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkyns Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 But I'm sure everyone is tired of seeing me naked now. Oh, yeah. Like THAT'S going to happen.... Hawkyns Cannon add dignity to what otherwise would be merely an ugly brawl I do what I do for my own reasons. I do not require anyone to follow me. I do not require society's approval for my actions or beliefs. if I am to be judged, let me be judged in the pure light of history, not the harsh glare of modern trends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Oh, yeah. Like THAT'S going to happen....Hawkyns Here, here! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biker Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 But I'm sure everyone is tired of seeing me naked now. Nope the pix are still selling like hotcakes on ebay. " Never knock on Heaven's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that" ' Whatever is not nailed down is MINE. Whatever I can pry loose, is not nailed down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Oh, yeah. Like THAT'S going to happen.... Hahaha At Hawkyns I agree with ye. swifty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Has anyone seen Christine. Wit' all this mud in me eye, I can't find 'er. Here's mud in yer eye! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Nope have no idea what she could be up t mate when you find out let us all know. Swifty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 hey mad matt - just had a heater installed under the pit as a solstice-christmas-hannukah-holiday-whatever gift for the enjoyment of all! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 Great! Thanks lady snow. Now when the mud gets too hot, it'll look like boiling lava! muhahahahaha! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Has anyone seen Christine. Wit' all this mud in me eye, I can't find 'er. Dang..... good thing there's braile......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 28, 2005 Author Share Posted December 28, 2005 Helloooo...Helloooo...Helloooo... Hmmmm...seems to be a bit of an echo... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callenish gunner Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 i be postin' the link but n'er a lass t' be spied in these waters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 28, 2005 Author Share Posted December 28, 2005 Oh well.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callenish gunner Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 and they claim men never ask for directions .... how easy could it be to tap a link ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callenish gunner Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 bunny be claimin' she was here an the place be empty .... funny not hyde nor hare of her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Devyl'N Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 i too followed the map callenish left, and it seems no one is here. am I wrong? LadyDevyl'N "My Liver is Evil... Must be Punished!" 'Sláinte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mná go deo.' Health to the men, and may the women live forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callenish gunner Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 i be checking in an' out all eve lass stop back and have a drynke with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Again, here and no one! So, into the mud the bunny does soak... Up to her neck so she does not choak... She raises up a toe to see if the mud will fall... Into the mud the naked Bunny and all! Ah, nice mud on the nake'd Bunny skin! Nice to swimmin all alone! :half hour later....up, rised and all clean and smelling purty!: I think we will go with Vanilla today! Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 You come in and leave too quickly! I'm gonna slip in and warm up me outsides. The insides' all warm from the rum. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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